Cloudy's Corner- dedicated to CHOC!

[Cloudbringer]

It's a sunny morning in the big forest and the Bear family is just waking
up. Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table. He
looks into his small bowl. It is empty! "Who's been eating my porridge?"
he squeaks.

Daddy Bear arrives at the table and sits in his big chair. He
looks into his big bowl. It is also empty! "Who's been eating my porridge?" he roars.

Mummy Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and
yells, "For Pete's sake, how many times do we have to go through this?"

"It was Mummy Bear who got up first. It was Mummy Bear who woke up
everybody else in the house. It was Mummy Bear who unloaded the
dishwasher from last night and put everything away. It was Mummy Bear who
went out into the cold early morning air to fetch the newspaper.

It was Mummy Bear who set the table. It was Mummy Bear who filled
the cat's water & food dishes, cleaned the litter box and walked the dog.

And now that you've decided to come down stairs and grace me with your
presence....listen good because I'm only going to say this one more
time.......I haven't made the %#@* porridge yet!!!"

teehee!

Cloudy


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Storm-Queen
StormCloud of the Black Knight
Heart Mind Soul Forever

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Now Sir Tainly, thats just sick!

Ziroc

PS: I liked the cat scan better.. ouch!!

Someone sent it to me at work, just wanted to share it!

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[Staralfur]

I've finally got round to typing this all out - don't read it if you hate long drawn out jokes with weak punchlines:

READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!

Not so long ago, before global communications and worldwide travel, zoos always had a problem
obtaining exocitc animals to show to the public. This was true of London Zoo, whom had always
condsidered themselves as having the best selection of wild and rare animals to be found anywhere.
They also felt that breeding very rare species in capivity was a good idea, but often they
could never find another zoo with the same animals. To get around this, they had a special
team of explorers/biologists scouring the globe looking to new specimens to bring back to the
zoo. Several years of training where involved, with the last one spent with another trained
collector. Jeff had just returned from a very successful trip (in which a new species of raindeer
with a red nose had been caught), still as an apprentice. However, when he got back the boss called
him to his office to say he was ready to take on the job himself, alone.
Within 1 week Jeff was sent deep into the Amazon rainforest in search of new animals to collect. His
trip was to last 1 month, but with only 2 days to go he hadn't caught anything. He was desperate not
to fail on his first attempt and disappoint his boss. Suddenly on the second to last day he stumbled
into a clearing, that contained a huge beast, much bigger than an elephant, more tough than a rhino.
He thought to himself 'Wow I've got to have this'
After much cajouling and poking (fortunately the beast wasn't too bothered), he got it into a crate to
send home. On his way back, he thought to himself 'what can I call such a beast. No ones seen one
before, and I can't think of a suitable name. I KNOW, I CALL IT a RAREY'

So, he got back to London zoo and went straight to his boss saying (too excited to hold back);
'look what I've found, it's great isn't it, I've called it a rarey!!!'
His boss looks up calmly and says, 'Yes, we know. We've heard about these things, they are nothing but trouble.
They tend to have random bursts of agressiveness, and nothing can be built to stop them. The're too dangerous
to have around, so we don't tell anyone about them, because the public will just want to see one. I'm afraid
you're going to have to get rid of it.'
Jeff looked in disbelief, and argued for a bit. But eventually agreed to go along with it.
Unfortunately it was too late to take it back to the wild as it wouldn't survive on it's own, so they were going
to have kill the rarey.

Jeff decided he wanted to do it himself, as he had found the dam thing. He started of trying to inject it to send
it to sleep, but the needles just bent. Then he tried putting poison in it's food, but nothing happened. He tried
to shot it, but the bullets bounced off. He tried blowing it up with high explosives, nothing. He tried drowning it,
but it seemed quite happy underwater'. He tried everything. In frustration, he went back to his boss and said,
'Look I'm quite happy to get rid of this thing, but how?'
His boss looked at him and said 'I'll see what I can find in my files'
After a long search he found the old dusty file, after reading it through he summoned Jeff back to his office. He gave
him the file, and said 'I've read it through, and it appears the only way to get rid of one of these things is to take it
to the top of Mount Everest, and push it off the top.
Jeff take a deep breath, and replies;
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Are you ready for this, it's very bad indeed.
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'Well if that's what needs doing, I'll do it. But are you sure? IT'S A LONG WAY TO TIP A RAREY!!'

The world quietens, and a gentle breeze whips up, several clumps of tumbleweed roll pass. After thirty seconds every one gets
back on with their lives forgetting that this ever happened.



[This message has been edited by Staralfur (edited 04-30-2001).]

[Cloudbringer]

Originally posted by Ziroc: Now Sir Tainly, thats just sick! Ziroc PS: I liked the cat scan better.. ouch!!

He's bad, isn't he? LOL

Cloudy

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Raindancer of the Laughing Hyenas Clan
Storm-Queen
StormCloud of the Black Knight
Heart Mind Soul Forever

[Cloudbringer]

Staralfur- GROAN!

Cloudy

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Raindancer of the Laughing Hyenas Clan
Storm-Queen
StormCloud of the Black Knight
Heart Mind Soul Forever

[Staralfur]

Sorry - shall I put a health warning at the top.

[Cloudbringer]

Originally posted by Staralfur: Sorry - shall I put a health warning at the top.

HAHAHA! No, just a "Read at Your Own Risk" warning!

Cloudy



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Raindancer of the Laughing Hyenas Clan
Storm-Queen
StormCloud of the Black Knight
Heart Mind Soul Forever

Originally posted by Cloudbringer: He's bad, isn't he? LOL Cloudy

He's the naughiest knight there never was
Not never no-how,

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