For the ladies of Ironworks

[John D Harris]

I received this as an E-mail from my sister-in-law and she said to pass it on to any bright women that I knew. So, naturaly I thunked of the ladies of Ironworks
IT IS GOOD TO BE A WOMAN:

1 We got off the Titanic first.
2 We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
3 Taxis stop for us.
4 We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
5 No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival The Speedo.
6 We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
7 If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
8 We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear.
9 We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
10 We have the ability to dress ourselves.
11 We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
12 If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
13 There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
14 We'll never regret piercing our ears.
15 We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway

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"the memories of a man in his old age,
are deeds of a man in his prime"

Originally posted by John D Harris: IT IS GOOD TO BE A WOMAN: 15 We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway

LMAO

Moni

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[This message has been edited by Moni (edited 07-18-2001).]

Hey, chocolate works for men when the problem is the woman

~Lord Shield runs for the swamps and dives into the crocodile-infested waters to escape female retribution~

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[Kormar the Wanderer]

Originally posted by Lord Shield: Hey, chocolate works for men when the problem is the woman ~Lord Shield runs for the swamps and dives into the crocodile-infested waters to escape female retribution~

True, and isn't the problem for a man usually a woman?

*Kormar runs and dives in the same croc infested waters...*



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"Beware fool that you put too much stock in the power of the spoken word, lest the unspoken one trample you from behind."
Kormar

[Melusine]

*snaps at the men, growling....grrrrrrr....run to the croccies, boys, it can never be as bad as what *I* will do once I get my claws into you ...

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Melusine, High Queen of Fluffies, Archbabe of the OHF, the LH,
the HADB and the SPAE(Society for the
Prevention of Acronym Extinction) &
Official Entertainer Elf of the BG2 Bar

Your voice is ambrosia
Amy Brown Fantasy Art

ooh - tempting! LS stupidly runs back to Mel

However, sensibly he is carrying a heart-shaped box of chocolates for her

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http://lordraptor0.tripod.com/index.html


[This message has been edited by Lord Shield (edited 07-18-2001).]

Originally posted by John D Harris: I received this as an E-mail from my sister-in-law and she said to pass it on to any bright women that I knew. So, naturaly I thunked of the ladies of Ironworks

Thank god I didn't get this, to whom could I have sent it ???? (j/k)

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Holy Avenger of the OHF and part time Pinguindiebjäger

[Lady Avalon]

The second laugh of the day. This is very funny.

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[Bahamut]

fun!

i justdont get the one on you can congratulate someone without touching their rear... hmmm....


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Yukishiro Tomoe

Originally posted by Bahamut: fun! i justdont get the one on you can congratulate someone without touching their rear... hmmm....

Its a professional sports thing, football, basketball and the like.
Is this only a U.S. thing? If so I'm scared LOL!


Moni



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