Funniest moment in the game? - spoilers - Page 4

Redblueflare · 07-25-2001, 09:12 AM

Have any of you ever gotten hostile with the Aboleth in the Drow city? Funny conversation.
PC: "No I don't think that's how this is going to work fish!"
Aboleth: "Fish? Perhaps I haven't made myself clear."
PC: "Perfectly. Not only do I refuse, I'm telling you to shut up. You expose me i'll expose you! I die you die!"
Aboleth: "I see. Away from me volatile one."
PC: "You'd better believe it. See ya."
Oh yes and nearly everything Minsc said was funny!

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Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, I just don't have to listen.

Nanobyte · 07-25-2001, 04:58 PM

Um, I was just running through the end of BG1, where the Skeleton Warriors are, and this was hilarious! I had Protection from Magic cast on my PC, and the SW got a critical and blew up my PC. When that happened, a chunk of flesh flew into the air and the globe that was protecting me from magic followed it. It was a 'Bouncing Globe of Invulnerability'!

Neth Wizard · 08-10-2001, 02:26 PM

hi

Neth Wizard · 08-10-2001, 02:29 PM

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After the messenger came to tell us that anomens sister died, he asks to go immediately. however i decided to finish up some quests first. lol, out of nowhere he starts screaming " my sisters body rots in the grave while you wander aimlessly!" i was hysterical , very funny

Tuor · 08-10-2001, 03:12 PM

I particularly like Imoen while you are wandering through Irenicus' dungeon,

"This is just like the old times.....except for the torture and stuff."

JimJ · 08-10-2001, 09:08 PM

The Lilarcor cracks me up. Not just the things he says but his voice and expressions are great. "Looks like we've got a gusher". / "Let's go kill something...How about that over there?" / "My former owner used to say I was 'sharp' and 'edgy'. Heh Heh.....He was such an Ass!" / "You know, a long time ago, I was like a moonblade once". / "My cousin is a +15 Hackmaster." / "I'm an intelligent sword, but I've had no formal edumication" / "I don't chop wood. I'm not an axe." "Choke up!, you're grips all wrong!" / "Kill, kill, kill" and many others. The way it says these lines and when is hysterical. If you're not using it, start. Keep it equipped at all times and fight with it. Also, you have the option to converse with it, which is amusing.

08-11-2001, 02:33 PM

"You will NOT teach my hampster to SUCK EGGS!"

as I directed Minsc to attack some of the killer halflings in the sphere.

Tancred · 08-12-2001, 04:56 PM

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Originally posted by Ace Flashheart:
The harper hold when your are interviewed by Galvrey, that just cracked me up, for some reason I would begin laughing spontainiously for days after that bit, strangly enough the responses didn't seem that funny at the time but now whenver I think of it I start chuckling.

BTW Minsc fans have a treat if you haven't yet got ToB, he has some v.funny lines in that too.

YEAH! Galvarey's interview reminded me of the Bridge of death scene in Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

"WHAT is your favourite colour?!?"

Ace Flashheart · 08-12-2001, 06:19 PM

Blue, no yellOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW *falls to death*

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07-25-2001, 09:12 AM	#31
Redblueflare Galvatron Join Date: May 9, 2001 Location: The backwoods in Georgia sigh Age: 39 Posts: 2,151	Have any of you ever gotten hostile with the Aboleth in the Drow city? Funny conversation. PC: "No I don't think that's how this is going to work fish!" Aboleth: "Fish? Perhaps I haven't made myself clear." PC: "Perfectly. Not only do I refuse, I'm telling you to shut up. You expose me i'll expose you! I die you die!" Aboleth: "I see. Away from me volatile one." PC: "You'd better believe it. See ya." Oh yes and nearly everything Minsc said was funny! ------------------ Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, I just don't have to listen.

07-25-2001, 04:58 PM	#32
Nanobyte Thoth - Egyptian God of Wisdom Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: NC Age: 38 Posts: 2,890	Um, I was just running through the end of BG1, where the Skeleton Warriors are, and this was hilarious! I had Protection from Magic cast on my PC, and the SW got a critical and blew up my PC. When that happened, a chunk of flesh flew into the air and the globe that was protecting me from magic followed it. It was a 'Bouncing Globe of Invulnerability'!

08-10-2001, 02:26 PM	#33
Neth Wizard Welcomed New User Join Date: August 10, 2001 Location: ny Posts: 3	hi

08-10-2001, 02:29 PM	#34
Neth Wizard Welcomed New User Join Date: August 10, 2001 Location: ny Posts: 3	spoiler . . .. . . . . . . . . After the messenger came to tell us that anomens sister died, he asks to go immediately. however i decided to finish up some quests first. lol, out of nowhere he starts screaming " my sisters body rots in the grave while you wander aimlessly!" i was hysterical , very funny

08-10-2001, 03:12 PM	#35
Tuor Elminster Join Date: June 17, 2001 Location: england Posts: 409	I particularly like Imoen while you are wandering through Irenicus' dungeon, "This is just like the old times.....except for the torture and stuff."

08-10-2001, 09:08 PM	#36
JimJ Elite Waterdeep Guard Join Date: July 22, 2001 Location: Springfield, VA, USA Posts: 33	The Lilarcor cracks me up. Not just the things he says but his voice and expressions are great. "Looks like we've got a gusher". / "Let's go kill something...How about that over there?" / "My former owner used to say I was 'sharp' and 'edgy'. Heh Heh.....He was such an Ass!" / "You know, a long time ago, I was like a moonblade once". / "My cousin is a +15 Hackmaster." / "I'm an intelligent sword, but I've had no formal edumication" / "I don't chop wood. I'm not an axe." "Choke up!, you're grips all wrong!" / "Kill, kill, kill" and many others. The way it says these lines and when is hysterical. If you're not using it, start. Keep it equipped at all times and fight with it. Also, you have the option to converse with it, which is amusing.

08-11-2001, 02:33 PM	#37
Heims30 Guest Posts: n/a	"You will NOT teach my hampster to SUCK EGGS!" as I directed Minsc to attack some of the killer halflings in the sphere.

08-12-2001, 06:19 PM	#39
Ace Flashheart Manshoon Join Date: July 13, 2001 Location: Manchester, England Posts: 215	Blue, no yellOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW falls to death

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