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Old 11-17-2003, 10:45 AM   #1
Sir Kenyth
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This has got to be the SORRIEST auction I've ever stumbled across! I wonder if anyone will actually bite on this bait!


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Old 11-17-2003, 10:49 AM   #2
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Starting Bid: $1.00
Current Bid: $81.00
Total Bids: 16

I'm getting a picture of some hot chick and selling form letters!!
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Old 11-17-2003, 11:22 AM   #3
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I'm getting the picture of a 45 year old male who spends his free time sharpening knives in a darkened basement and counting body parts he's got stored in his fridge, and who intends to "sell" you your own personal stalker. But, hey, I'm a cynic.

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Old 11-17-2003, 11:28 AM   #4
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. . . ok, the Pencil being auctioned off just got beat...
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Old 11-17-2003, 11:56 AM   #5
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ROFL
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Old 11-17-2003, 12:04 PM   #6
Jorath Calar
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Well, at least she is cute... [img]smile.gif[/img]

That guy is so classy... gets his dream date, and lets the woman pay, true gentleman... and a dreamer I guess...
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Old 11-17-2003, 12:16 PM   #7
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Well, at least she is cute... [img]smile.gif[/img]

That guy is so classy... gets his dream date, and lets the woman pay, true gentleman... and a dreamer I guess...
OMG this is so funny!!! [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] Zero bids. [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img]
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Old 11-17-2003, 12:53 PM   #8
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I don't know about most women, but I would assume that paying for an old wrinkled California raisin isn't in the budget. [img]smile.gif[/img]
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Old 11-17-2003, 01:03 PM   #9
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My own private online girlfriend? Woow....
Isn't the net just wonderful?
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Old 11-17-2003, 01:24 PM   #10
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I don't know about most women, but I would assume that paying for an old wrinkled California raisin isn't in the budget. [img]smile.gif[/img]
Especially for 5000 $.
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