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08-23-2004, 06:42 AM
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Unicorn
 Join Date: October 4, 2001
Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus
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Strange Answers on Driving Tests
The following are purportedly a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school (that is, Saturday Traffic School for moving violation offenders.) 1. Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? What for? He can't see my license plate. 2. Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? The pickup truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." 3. What are the important safety tips to remember when backing your car? Always wear a condom. 4. When driving through fog, what should you use? Your car. 5. What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. 6. What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? I would be forced to drive unlawfully. 7. What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? Make eye contact and wave "hello" if he/she is cute. 8. What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? The color. 9. How do you deal with heavy traffic? Heavy psychedelics. 10. What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? Carry loaded weapons.
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08-23-2004, 07:38 AM
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Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice
 Join Date: November 24, 2001
Location: Australia
Age: 37
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I feel so safe on the road now
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08-23-2004, 07:46 AM
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Jack Burton
 Join Date: August 24, 2002
Location: Aussie now in the US of A!
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hahaha, number 4 was great [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]
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08-23-2004, 07:49 AM
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Baaz Draconian
 Join Date: May 24, 2004
Location: Bundaberg, Queensland, Australia
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LOL... I like number three:
3. What are the important safety tips to remember when backing your car? Always wear a condom.
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08-23-2004, 09:26 AM
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Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice
Join Date: November 24, 2001
Location: Australia
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Of course you would enjoy that one Lauren, you devious individual [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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08-23-2004, 09:56 AM
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Symbol of Moradin
 Join Date: June 5, 2002
Location: Slovenia,Ljubljana
Age: 36
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LOL! That was great. [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]
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08-23-2004, 10:53 AM
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Iron Throne Cult
 Join Date: March 12, 2001
Location: Manila, Philippines
Age: 39
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Hehehe... I can relate...
Driving around here is indeed a pain in the butt...
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08-23-2004, 11:04 AM
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Manshoon
 Join Date: September 28, 2001
Location: The Netherlands
Age: 39
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okay...I need a gun!!!
or a sticker perhaps saying i own one
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08-23-2004, 12:02 PM
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Zartan
 Join Date: May 20, 2003
Location: Near Aberdeen, Scotland
Age: 34
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Well, they couldn't really mark those wrong, I mean they all make sense and answer the question...
One of your better ones lately Arvon [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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08-23-2004, 05:54 PM
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Horus - Egyptian Sky God
        Join Date: March 2, 2003
Location: Kentucky
Age: 37
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I liked it, man. Keep it up! [img]smile.gif[/img] Number one was probably my favorite.
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