People Help me Spam

[turbovee]

Originally posted by Moni: Turbovee, We are your support group! If you can't spam, we stand by you and your feelings. If you really want to learn how, I am sure Ladyzekke and Cloudy can teach you the basics as well as the finer aspects of the art.

Thanks Moni Its nice to know there are people out there who are concerned for my ailment. We all need support for those who suffer from this condition.

Originally posted by Father Bronze: I'm worse. I've been here almost as long (December on the old board) and you outpace me by a hundred posts So I'll join you Turbovee "Hello, My name is Father Bronze and I can't spam"

Father Bronze welcome to the group!

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The sexiest elf mage in the land
I feel the need, the need for SPEED!
Peace and hair grease

[Father Bronze]

Originally posted by turbovee: Father Bronze welcome to the group!

Thank you turbovee. Do we do anything special at our group meetings? I mean, by our very nature (non-spammers) we don't jump in on miscellaneous conversations. I was even so bad that I couldn't *bump* the "Why is the forum named Ironworks" thread. I had to create some meaningful message.

Please help me be meaningless .



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Most Subtle Official Straightman of the Laughing Hyenas -- Grammarian Brigade.

[Father Bronze]

Originally posted by Black Knight: My ?? is why has Rikard only posted 5 or 6 times if he wants to spam? Methinks Cloudy needs to give him another lesson . . . BK

I think a Cloudy lesson would be in order. I just went back and did a rough count. You, Black Knight, picked up over 50 posts in responding to your thread stared by Cloudtorturer (another new name -- or has she already earned this one earlier? ).

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Most Subtle Official Straightman of the Laughing Hyenas -- Grammarian Brigade.

[This message has been edited by Father Bronze (edited 05-09-2001).]

[Black Knight]

Yes . . . **gasp** . . . don't ask her what she does for the ADVANCED tutorial for spamming. I just mentioned that I thought I was losing my touch with spamming and BAM! here come the thread. **BK looks around** and now . . . I see Dead Posts. . . people Lurking on the out side . . . they want me to do things . . . (an obvious ripoff of 6th sense).



BK

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The Black Storm Cloud of the Night
Consort to a Queen
Champion of Truth, Justice and Cloudy's Way
Captain of the Knights of the Golden Dragons
Heart, Mind, and Soul
Offical Wizard and Warrior Questioner
What is this, the Spanish Inquisition?

[Black Knight]

Oh, and Rikard, don't ignore my question . . .

BK

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The Black Storm Cloud of the Night
Consort to a Queen
Champion of Truth, Justice and Cloudy's Way
Captain of the Knights of the Golden Dragons
Heart, Mind, and Soul
Offical Wizard and Warrior Questioner
What is this, the Spanish Inquisition?

Originally posted by Black Knight: Rikard, answer me this: Why? BK

Why What?

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The Githyanki Necromancer - High Magician of the Holy Flame

[Cloudbringer]

Originally posted by Father Bronze: Thank you turbovee. Do we do anything special at our group meetings? I mean, by our very nature (non-spammers) we don't jump in on miscellaneous conversations. I was even so bad that I couldn't *bump* the "Why is the forum named Ironworks" thread. I had to create some meaningful message. Please help me be meaningless .

Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear, dear, dear!!!! I must help you, you poor unfortunate creature. Give me your hand,now....ok, here you go..type anything that comes into your head. First thing! ANY word...come on now...type!

What a terrible waste of potential! *shakes head and sighs*
Ok, your homework, Fr. Bronze, is to find any thread, anywhere and hit the reply to button, type no more than THREE words and submit it! OK?! Go forth and spam!

CloudCounselor

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Raindancer of the Laughing Hyenas Clan
Storm-Queen
StormCloud of the Black Knight
Heart Mind Soul Forever

[turbovee]

Originally posted by Father Bronze: Thank you turbovee. Do we do anything special at our group meetings? I mean, by our very nature (non-spammers) we don't jump in on miscellaneous conversations. I was even so bad that I couldn't *bump* the "Why is the forum named Ironworks" thread. I had to create some meaningful message. Please help me be meaningless .

Well from what I understand it takes a few silly questions and some regular blurts of nonsense to be a meaningless spammer. (Are there any other kind?)

questions such as "What color is blue?" and "Who's buried in U.S.Grant's tome?" come to mind.

I have also been told by the support group that repeatedly posting a single post with no more than the word "Spam" is another meaningless trait.

I'm still trying to figure out what is meant by spreading a single meaningless thought over several posts. You may have to sit in on a few more support groups to figure that one out.

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The sexiest elf mage in the land
I feel the need, the need for SPEED!
Peace and hair grease

[Black Knight]

Originally posted by Rikard: Why What?

One more spam post for Rikard, brought to you by BK.

hehe

BK

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The Black Storm Cloud of the Night
Consort to a Queen
Champion of Truth, Justice and Cloudy's Way
Captain of the Knights of the Golden Dragons
Heart, Mind, and Soul
Offical Wizard and Warrior Questioner
What is this, the Spanish Inquisition?

[Sazerac]

Timeless SPAM questions:

1) Is there a Fourth of July in England?

2) If a plane crashes on the US/Canadian border, where do they bury the survivors?

3) If a tree falls in the forest and it hits a mime, does he make a sound?

4) Does anyone care?

5) 1950 pennies are worth how much nowadays?

6) If you're a bus driver with 12 people on the bus, and 5 people get on and 4 people get off at the first stop, and 3 people get on and 6 people get off at the second stop, and 8 people get on and 4 people get off at the third stop, and 5 people get on and 7 people get off at the fourth stop, and 8 people get on and 10 people get off at the last stop, what's the bus driver's name?

7) If you're in a building with a total southern exposure, and a bear walks by, what color is it?

8) If every person on earth were laid end-to-end, what would be the point?

9) How many times can you take away 5 from 25?

10) How many birthdays does the average person have?

11) Some months have 31 days, others have 30 days. How many have 28?

12) Is it legal in the United States for a man to wed his widow's sister?

13) If there are three apples and you take away two, how many do you have?

14) How many two-cent stamps are there in a dozen?

15) A butcher stands 5' 10" tall. What does he weigh?

16) How many different kinds of animals did Moses take on the ark?

17) If you have 17 sheep, and all but 9 of them die, how many do you have left?

18) True or False: Either it rains or it doesn't rain. So if it doesn't rain, it rains?

19) "Brothers and Sisters I have none, but that man's father is my father's son." What is the relation of the man to the speaker?

20) You have a match. You go into a house where there is an oil lamp, a stove, and a fireplace. Which do you light first?

Okay, enough for one setting!