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Old 10-15-2004, 05:01 PM   #1
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I heard this song, a while back, when my roommate was playing it on the guitar. Very catchy, but the lyrics are what get ya. This is the song I mentioned in another topic. (BTW, I've edited out some of the... coarser language.)

"Sitting at a bar"-REHAB

Bartender I really did it this time
broke my parole to have a good time
when i got home it was 6am
the door was locked so i kicked it in
She was trippin on the bills
I think she was high on some pills
She through my $h^t out into the yard
Then she called me a bum and slapped me real hard
And in my drunken stupor I did what I shoulda never done
Now I'm sittin here talkin to you, drunk and on the run
I'm sittin at a bar on the inside
Waitin for my ride on the outside
She stole my heart in the trailer park
So I jacked the keys to her @#&*in' car
Crashed that piece of $h^t
And then stepped away
Ya know Mo I'll probably get 10 years
So just gimme beers 'till they get here
Yeah I know the sun is comin up
and yall are probably gettin ready for closin up
But I'm tryin to drown my soul
I'm tired of this life on the dirt road
Everything that I love is gone
and I'm tired of hangin on
She got me sittin at a bar on the inside
Waitin for my ride on the outside
She stole my heart in the trailer park
So I jacked the keys to her &%^$in' car
Crashed that piece of $h^t
And then stepped away
Guess it was meant to be
Romance is misery
So much for memories
And now I am headed to the penitentiary
See me on TV
The next cop series
I am a danger
I guess I should have did something about my anger
But I never learn
Real things I don’t concern
I pour kerosene on everything I love
And watch it burn
I know it’s my fault
But I wasn’t happy it was over
She threw a fit
So I crashed that piece of $h^t novo
And now I'm goin back again
back to the pen to see my friends
when we all pile out that county van
They'll ask me wher I been
I've been at a bar on the inside
Waitin for my ride on the outside
She stole my heart in the trailer park
So I jacked the keys to her *&%@in' car
Crashed that piece of $h^t
And then stepped away
Laaa laa laa lalala lala lala lalala laaa
Hey!!!!!!!
Laaa
Laaa laa laa lalala lala lala lalala laaa
Hey you bastard
Laaa
Laaa laa laa lalala lala lala lalala laaa

The word "stupor" is very funny, as they sing it.
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Old 10-15-2004, 05:25 PM   #2
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Pretty damn classy in parts

Hehehe, you want funny lyrics? Listen to the bloodhound gang. Funny as hell.
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Old 10-15-2004, 05:55 PM   #3
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Oh yes, I've heard them, too.
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Old 10-15-2004, 07:16 PM   #4
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Lol yup. The Vigina song, great!

That rocked Drew!
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Old 10-18-2004, 01:21 PM   #5
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Stupor? does that mean confused?Anyway that was smashing!
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Old 10-18-2004, 05:40 PM   #6
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Pronunciation: 'st(y)ü-p&r
Function: noun
: a condition of greatly dulled or completely suspended sense or sensibility ; specifically : a chiefly mental condition marked by absence of spontaneous movement, greatly diminished responsiveness to stimulation, and usually impaired consciousness
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