15 things to do when bored, while shopping at Wal-Mart. - Page 2

Sir ReGiN · 02-05-2002, 10:56 AM

ROFLMAO!!!

[img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img]
Too good!!
"14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal
position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"
Brilliant

Ziroc · 02-05-2002, 11:51 AM

Here are some things I did when I was 12-15:

1. Roll 10-speed tires down the isles--while wearing those 'cool' 80's mirrored sunglasses and a mannequin hair wig. LOL! We did too!

2. lurk near someone shopping, and right as they go to pick an item up to look at, grab it first, and go 'ohhh.. now this looks nice'. follow them and do this a few times.

3. Go to the fishing area, and open up one of those portable boat air horns.. OH.. the ENTIRE store will go silent after you blow it.. my friend and I fell down in tears laughing.

4. ACT like you are stealing in front of those 'bubble cams', pretend like you are stuffing stuff down yer pants and look around and walk quickly to the exit.. lol.. Friend did that.. funny as hell.

5. Pick stuff out of other people shopping carts and ask them if you could have it.

6. In the dressing room, make LOUD grunting/straining noises.

7. Hide in a circular clothing rack, and moan like a ghost saying 'we're the haunted cheap shirts' (lol.. drunk).

8. Count the rednecks or the rebel flag t-shirts being worn [img]smile.gif[/img]

9. Count the people with missing teeth and smell.

10. Find the microphone that allows you to make announcments store wide, and say "Oh god, I am going to shit my pants.. I can't make it Sir.." then make a fart sound with your underarm/hand. (my friend did this at a Woolco when I was 13) hehe..

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AngelofDeath · 02-05-2002, 01:08 PM

OMG....ROTFLMAO........That is funny as hell [img]graemlins/1drinkspit.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img]

Scholarcs · 02-05-2002, 01:54 PM

quote:
Originally posted by AngelofDeath:
Has anyone tried any of these?

2. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at 2-minute intervals.

Yes I have done that one from time to time in the past...that and the rest a very funny!

AzRaeL StoRmBlaDe · 02-05-2002, 06:28 PM

I think Ive doen a number 11 the mission impossible one before

Lord of Alcohol · 02-05-2002, 07:11 PM

I'm afraid I'm guilty. Sometimes when I'm grocery shopping and someone has their back turned I'll put an item in their cart. I'll be 38 this month and cant grow up [img]tongue.gif[/img] Once I happened to be behind a woman in line that I did it to. She caught one thing but didnt notice a couple things LOL

[ 02-05-2002: Message edited by: Lord of Alcohol ]

Roxi · 02-05-2002, 07:24 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Lord of Alcohol:
I'm afraid I'm guilty. Sometimes when I'm grocery shopping and someone has their back turned I'll put an item in their cart. I'll be 38 this month and cant grow up [img]tongue.gif[/img] Once I happened to be behind a woman in line that I did it to. She caught one thing but didnt notice a couple things LOL

[ 02-05-2002: Message edited by: Lord of Alcohol ]

LOL. I did that to my aunt once when she took me with her to the dollar-plus store. She picked up the item ~ which was a cheapy tooth-brush holder ~ and stared at it a long time, then said "Why'd I want this for?" I couldn't believe she thought she actually did it herself!!

Lifetime · 02-06-2002, 12:29 AM

I HAVE to try that Mission Impossible thing.. LOL
Funny as hell!

Grand-Ranger · 02-06-2002, 01:08 AM

LOL!!!!! O might have to try a number 11. But I have put things in peoples carts while they wearnt looking,hehehehe.

Glorfindel · 02-06-2002, 01:31 AM

quote:
Originally posted by AzureWolf:

I really like this one "13. Hide in the clothing rack, and when people browse through
say, "PICK ME! PICK ME!""

LMAO!!!! [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] yep agreed, 13 is the best.... and LOL 2 u to Ziroc!

02-05-2002, 10:56 AM	#11
Sir ReGiN Gold Dragon Join Date: August 11, 2001 Location: The land of blonde virgins Age: 42 Posts: 2,563	ROFLMAO!!! [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img] Too good!! "14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!" Brilliant __________________ Take a look at your Promised Land<br />Your deed is that gun in your hand

02-05-2002, 11:51 AM	#12
Ziroc Ironworks Webmaster *Bow to the Meow* Join Date: January 4, 2001 Location: Lakeland, Florida Age: 51 Posts: 11,720	Here are some things I did when I was 12-15: 1. Roll 10-speed tires down the isles--while wearing those 'cool' 80's mirrored sunglasses and a mannequin hair wig. LOL! We did too! 2. lurk near someone shopping, and right as they go to pick an item up to look at, grab it first, and go 'ohhh.. now this looks nice'. follow them and do this a few times. 3. Go to the fishing area, and open up one of those portable boat air horns.. OH.. the ENTIRE store will go silent after you blow it.. my friend and I fell down in tears laughing. 4. ACT like you are stealing in front of those 'bubble cams', pretend like you are stuffing stuff down yer pants and look around and walk quickly to the exit.. lol.. Friend did that.. funny as hell. 5. Pick stuff out of other people shopping carts and ask them if you could have it. 6. In the dressing room, make LOUD grunting/straining noises. 7. Hide in a circular clothing rack, and moan like a ghost saying 'we're the haunted cheap shirts' (lol.. drunk). 8. Count the rednecks or the rebel flag t-shirts being worn [img]smile.gif[/img] 9. Count the people with missing teeth and smell. 10. Find the microphone that allows you to make announcments store wide, and say "Oh god, I am going to shit my pants.. I can't make it Sir.." then make a fart sound with your underarm/hand. (my friend did this at a Woolco when I was 13) hehe.. [ 02-05-2002: Message edited by: Ziroc ] __________________ Ziroc™ Ironworks Gaming Webmaster www.ironworksgaming.com The Great Escape Studios - 2D/3D Modeling www.tgeweb.com & Ziroc's Facebook Page Visit My Flickr Photo Album

02-05-2002, 01:08 PM	#13
AngelofDeath Drizzt Do'Urden Join Date: June 11, 2001 Location: Wherever the road takes me..... Age: 53 Posts: 609	OMG....ROTFLMAO........That is funny as hell [img]graemlins/1drinkspit.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] __________________ I am the Angel of Death You Can Not Hide

02-05-2002, 01:54 PM	#14
Scholarcs Red Dragon Join Date: December 5, 2001 Location: Auckland, New Zealand Age: 38 Posts: 1,557	quote: Originally posted by AngelofDeath: Has anyone tried any of these? 2. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at 2-minute intervals. Yes I have done that one from time to time in the past...that and the rest a very funny! __________________ <br />\"A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five\" - Groucho Marx<br />Member of the ORT Clan. <br />\"Some birds are not meant to be caged because their feathers are too bright\"<br />Ma bouche sera la bouche des malheurs qui n\'ont point de bouche, ma voix, la liberté de celles qui s\'affaissent au cachot du désespoir. - Aimé Césaire<br />La plus perdue de toutes les journées est celle où l\'on n\'a pas ri. - Sébastien Roch Nicolas

02-05-2002, 06:28 PM	#15
AzRaeL StoRmBlaDe Hathor Join Date: October 11, 2001 Location: At My Computer Age: 43 Posts: 2,217	I think Ive doen a number 11 the mission impossible one before __________________ Now the swinging bridge<br />Is quieted with creepers. . . <br />Like our tendrilled life. -Basho

02-05-2002, 07:11 PM	#16
Lord of Alcohol Xanathar Thieves Guild Join Date: January 8, 2001 Location: Charlotte,NC Age: 60 Posts: 4,570	I'm afraid I'm guilty. Sometimes when I'm grocery shopping and someone has their back turned I'll put an item in their cart. I'll be 38 this month and cant grow up [img]tongue.gif[/img] Once I happened to be behind a woman in line that I did it to. She caught one thing but didnt notice a couple things LOL [ 02-05-2002: Message edited by: Lord of Alcohol ] __________________ No

02-05-2002, 07:24 PM	#17
Roxi Manshoon Join Date: January 28, 2002 Location: USA Posts: 152	quote: Originally posted by Lord of Alcohol: I'm afraid I'm guilty. Sometimes when I'm grocery shopping and someone has their back turned I'll put an item in their cart. I'll be 38 this month and cant grow up [img]tongue.gif[/img] Once I happened to be behind a woman in line that I did it to. She caught one thing but didnt notice a couple things LOL [ 02-05-2002: Message edited by: Lord of Alcohol ] LOL. I did that to my aunt once when she took me with her to the dollar-plus store. She picked up the item ~ which was a cheapy tooth-brush holder ~ and stared at it a long time, then said "Why'd I want this for?" I couldn't believe she thought she actually did it herself!! __________________

02-06-2002, 12:29 AM	#18
Lifetime Red Dragon Join Date: March 3, 2001 Location: Scotch College, Melbourne Posts: 1,503	I HAVE to try that Mission Impossible thing.. LOL Funny as hell! __________________ \'Cause its always raining in my head. Forget all the things I should have said..

02-06-2002, 01:08 AM	#19
Grand-Ranger Galvatron Join Date: March 29, 2001 Location: Everywhere I wanna go its already where I am,cause I am already there Posts: 2,130	LOL!!!!! O might have to try a number 11. But I have put things in peoples carts while they wearnt looking,hehehehe. __________________ <br /><br />So if in the shaddows look behind you, because thats where the ranger will be.

02-06-2002, 01:31 AM	#20
Glorfindel Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: January 9, 2002 Location: Mt. Gambier, Australia Age: 36 Posts: 3,337	quote: Originally posted by AzureWolf: I really like this one "13. Hide in the clothing rack, and when people browse through say, "PICK ME! PICK ME!"" LMAO!!!! [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] yep agreed, 13 is the best.... and LOL 2 u to Ziroc!

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