The lighter side

[Elif Godson]

A little humor about pregnancy


A lady about eight months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed
>the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to
>another seat.
>
>This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again.
>The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man
>burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had
>the man arrested.
>
>The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about
>20) what he had to say for himself. The man replied, "Well
>your Honour, it was like this:
>
>When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her
>condition. She sat under a sign that said, "The Double Mint
>Twins are coming" and I grinned.
>Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Slogan's
>Liniment will reduce the swelling" and I had to smile.
>Then she placed herself under a sign that said, "William's
>Big Stick Did the Trick" and I could hardly contain myself.
>BUT your Honour, when she moved the fourth time and sat under
>a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this
>Accident...I just lost it."
>CASE DISMISSED


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[SSJ4Sephiroth]

ROTFL! 'Williams Big Stick Did the Trick'! LOL!

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It's simple. Once the Planet is hurt, it gathers Spirit Energy to heal the injury. The amount of energy gathered depends on the size of the injury...What would happen if there was an injury that threatened the very life of the Planet? Think how much energy would be gathered! Ha, ha, ha. And at the center of that injury, wil be me. All that boundless energy will be mine. By merging with the energy of the Planet, I will be come a new life form, a new existence. Melding with the Planet, I will cease to exist as I am now. Only to be reborn as a 'God' to rule over every living soul.


What are you saying? Are you trying to tell me you have feelings now? Ha, ha, ha... Stop acting as if you're sad. And there's no need to act as if you're angry either. Because, Cloud, you are... a puppet.
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Stalking the woodlands,
the Lioness in my sight,
warm feelings doth come,
into my lonely heart

[DragonMage]

Very funny!!!!

btw - you need to put a space between "ALSB" and "[img]". I think that's messing up your sig pic.

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The day we stop learning is the day we start dying!(c)

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Hopeless Romantic *sigh*

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