From good to bad to worse (joke and pg13)

[Harkoliar]

now i got this from my email (as usual) now this may be originally be a vote or a poll type of joke but when you read it its still funny. just dont mind the "click here to vote " txt

enjoy

>Click here to Vote
> GOOD *
>BAD * WORSE Click here to Vote
>
>
>Bad: You can't find your vibrator. Click here to Vote
> Worse:
>Your daughter "borrowed" it.
>
>Bad: You find a porn movie in your son's room. Click here to Vote
> Worse:
>You're in it.
>
>Bad: Your children are sexually active. Click here to Vote
> Worse:
>With each other.
>
>Bad: Your husband's a crossdresser. Click here to Vote
> Worse:
>He looks better than you.
>
>Bad: Your son's involved in Satanism.
> Worse: As a
>sacrifice.
>
>Bad: Your wife wants a divorce. Click here to Vote
> Worse:
>She's a lawyer.
>
>Bad: Your wife's leaving you. Worse: For another woman. Click here to
>Vote
>
>Bad: Your wife's leaving you. Click here to Vote
> Worse:
>To enter a convent.
>
>Bad: Your wife's arrested for soliciting. Worse: She implicates you.
>
>Good: Hot outdoor sex. Click here to Vote
> Bad:
>You're arrested. Click here to Vote
> Worse:
>By your husband.
>
>Good: The postman's early. Bad: He's wearing camos and has an AK-47.
>
>Good: The secretary said "yes." Click here to Vote
> Bad:
>Your wife says "no."
>
>Good: The teacher likes your son. Click here to Vote
> Bad:
>Sexually. Worse: He's gay.
>
>Good: You came home for a quickie. Bad: So did the postman.
>
>Good: You came home for a quickie. Bad: Your wife walks in.
>
>Good: You get a three-day weekend. Click here to Vote
> Bad:
>You get the flu on Friday.
>
>Good: You get tickets to the theatre. Click here to Vote
> Bad:
>It's performance art.
>
>Good: You go to see a strip show. Click here to Vote
> Bad:
>Your daughter's the headliner.
>
>Good: Your boyfriend's exercising. Click here to Vote
> Bad: So
>he'll fit in your clothes.
>
>Good: Your car conveniently "runs out of gas." Click here to Vote
> Bad:
>For real.
>
>Good: Your child's "waiting for Mr. Right". Click here to Vote
> Bad:
>Your son, that is.
>
>Good: Your daughter's on the Pill.
> Bad:
>She's eleven.
>
>Good: Your neighbor exercises in the nude. Click here to Vote
> Bad:
>He weighs 350 pounds.
>
>Good: Your son's doing extra credit work. Click here to Vote
> Bad:
>Making a sex ed video.
>
>Good: Your uncle leaves you a fortune. Click here to Vote
> Bad:
>It's counterfeit.
>
>Good: Your wife bought a porn video. Click here to Vote
> Bad:
>Your daughter's the star.
>
>Good: Your wife likes outdoor sex. Click here to Vote
> Bad:
>You live downtown.
>
>Good: Your wife meets you at the door nude. Click here to Vote
> Bad:
>She's coming home.
>
>Click here to Vote
> Good:
>Your wife's kinky. Bad: With the neighbors. Worse: All of them. Click
>here to Vote

[Xen]

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[Timber Loftis]

Bad: Your wife wants a divorce.
Worse: She's a lawyer.
Horrible: With the State Prosecutor's Office.
Guess I better be a good boy.

[Paladin2000]

Another one perhaps:

Bad: Your wife wants a divorce.
Worse: She is marrying your father. (ouch!!)

[mysticelt]

TL,

Worse yet...

She is sleeping with your attorney!

[Timber Loftis]

She *is* my attorney. [img]graemlins/erm.gif[/img]

[mysticelt]

Your wife is your CPA/Business Manager!

[Timber Loftis]

Well, yes. She's many things, in fact. My wife Rain is certainly the multi-talented individual. What's worse, she's plopped on a chair at home right now watching Oprah or Dr. Phil because her job (she was recently promoted into 1st municipal misdemeanors), while hectic from 8:30 to 2 p.m., ends at 2 p.m. Damn her. She's called to tease me for 3 days straight!

[mysticelt]

Well...I guess I could have appeared to be some kind of monst...er...multi-talented person to my "starter" husband when he decided to dissolve our partnership last year - not that I am referring to Rain as a negative being.


But as a business partner/wife of 25 years, I knew where all the proverbial skeletons were/are buried.