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Old 08-07-2004, 07:42 AM   #1
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there is something wrong with this logic.. like the beer logic.. i got this from my email as usual
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Subject: Story of a homeless man
Date: Thu, 5 Aug 2004 16:34:01 +0800

A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.

The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead?"

"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.

"Will you use it to gamble instead of buying food?" the man asked.

"No, I don't gamble," the homeless man said. "I need everything I can get just to stay alive."

"Will you spend this on greens fees at a golf course instead of food?" the man asked.
"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't played golf in 20 years!"

"Will you spend the money on a woman in the red light district instead of food?" the man asked.

"What disease would I get for ten lousy bucks?!!" exclaimed the homeless man.

"Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."

The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting."

The man replied, "That's okay. I just want her to see what a man looks like who's given up beer, gambling, golf, and sex."
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Old 08-07-2004, 08:58 AM   #2
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LOL! That one is pretty good.
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Old 08-07-2004, 10:55 AM   #3
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That was great
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Old 08-07-2004, 11:12 AM   #4
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That just reminded me of Johnny there, I wonder if he really moved...
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