04-25-2003, 07:25 AM | #1 |
Jack Burton
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Sorry. I read it and couldnt help my self.
Also allot of people may have read it before. Jesus and Satan get stuck in a desert. After spending 7 days and nights together, they both get pretty horny and thirsty. Just at the point when they are about to fall to their knees, they see an extremely beautiful nude woman carrying a barrel of water. Trying to decide who is going to get the woman, they agree to throw dice for it. The highest number shall win. So, Satan throws first and gets 6/6. Grinning, Jesus takes turn and throws another 6/6. Just at the moment when they are about to take turns again, two dice fall from the sky, 7/7. |
04-25-2003, 07:27 AM | #2 |
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I'm not too sure if I understand the joke...
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04-25-2003, 07:30 AM | #3 |
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LOL, looks like someone else is really feeling horny.
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04-25-2003, 08:47 AM | #4 |
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[img]graemlins/hidesbehindsofa.gif[/img] Waiting for the lightning...
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04-25-2003, 09:37 AM | #5 |
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Apparently someone else decided to join the game... [img]graemlins/angel.gif[/img]
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04-25-2003, 12:01 PM | #6 |
Jack Burton
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ahh i see.. waits for lightning..
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04-25-2003, 12:07 PM | #7 | |
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Quote:
even better than the joke itself
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04-25-2003, 02:05 PM | #8 |
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TOPIC - Another joke
Ahem.....very nearly. Or did you forget the question mark?
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