You know you've been playing RPGs too much when...

When you had a dream thinking you were a Kensai/Thief Cowking (from D2) and have adventurers send to you to kill them
Ay Accord

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[WOLFGIR]

You know you had to much wehn..

You try to figure out if your boss is chaotic evil so you will get that +5 against evil creatures when bashing him with your lunchbox of disruption..

You try desperate to cast "friends" before entering the dncefloor, finding out that there is a strong antimagic field generated fromthe discobulb above you..

Everytime you misses the buss in the morning you franticly try to cast Time stop noticing that you were interupted or hasn´t slept to much.

You can´t get no sleep cause you don´t find that bloody button that will make you fall asleep..

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WOLF WINS EVERY FIGHT BUT ONE, AND IN THAT ONE, HE DIES

[Staralfur]

Most of these are from BG2, as this is my most recent game:

• you rest for exactly 8 hours every night. If you are disturbed, you have to rest for another 8 hours otherwise you feel grumpy all day.
• you go into a bar and ask for 'Evermead'
• something good happens you try to quicksave.
• something bad happens you try to reload to 10 minutes before it happened.
• you have a quest diary with entries like;
  Rescue milk from evil storemasters cavern.
  Rinse clothes in holy washing water, to cleanse them of the evil dirt curse.
  Eat.
• you do something stupid that everyone sees and try to hide in the shadows.
• you start thinking someone has replaced your keyboard with a'cursed keyboard of mistyping', when you have a bad typing day.
• you try to pay for everything in gold coins.
• you have a small cut and go to the church/mosque etc... to get it healed.
• you resume looks something like;
  
  Race: Human (ish)
  Class: System Administrator (an IT specialist kit)
  Alignment: Lawful evil
  Xp's: 3.41
  Level: 0.3
  Most powerful vanquished: Next doors tortoise
  Proficiencies:
  Keyboard; **********
  Coffee jar/cup; ***
  Remote control (ranged skill); ****
  Ballpoint; -***
  etc...
  
  Hobbies: Slaying dragons, lichs and demons (golems on request). The total destruction of all my siblings. Tupperware parties.
• you secretly watch your best childhood friend to see if they start acting funny
• you work out what you would do if you actually met a dragon. [/list]
  [This message has been edited by Staralfur (edited 04-10-2001).]
  
  [This message has been edited by Staralfur (edited 04-10-2001).]

[bilqis]

Rolling on the floor laughing .........