Texas divided by 6 - Page 3

Charean · 11-04-2002, 10:49 PM

You forgot to tell them that you get your own oil field and herd of cattle when you move to the state! LOL

antryg · 11-04-2002, 10:54 PM

Thanks for the help Charean. Since I was born here I forget the hand-up we give to our new neighbors. Well it's time for me to polish my big belt buckle.

Iron_Ranger · 11-04-2002, 11:08 PM

Ah crap! It appears I am a sterotypical texan!!

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

I own a cowboy hat, I am republican, and I live on a farm!!

Well, I hate high school football, I am not particularly fond of cows, and I have never in my life said Yeehaw, so [img]tongue.gif[/img]

antryg · 11-05-2002, 12:39 AM

A TRUE CONFESSION FROM A BORN TEXAN

I don't own a cowboy hat.
I don't have a big belt buckle.
I haven't worn cowboy boots in 30 years.
I've only ridden a horse a few times and the last time was 1973.
I don't drive a pickup truck.
I don't own a longhorn or oil well.
I only say howdy to people who have never been to Texas.
I was born and live in a city that has over 1 million people.
I don't listen to country&western music. I listen to techno and rock (Check out Solerift website.)
I have a BS and Masters degree
I don't chew or dip tobacco or snuff
I don't drink beer
I've never shot an Indian (I'm part Shoshone)
I don't own a gun
I don't carry a knife.

Iron_Ranger · 11-05-2002, 12:52 AM

A TRUE CONFESSION FROM A BORN TEXAN

I do own a cowboy hat.
My dad big belt buckle.
I have worn cowboy boots in the past 5 years years.
I use to own a horse.
My dad dirves a pick up.
My dad owns several longhorns.
I say howdy occsonaicly.
I was born in a town that has less then 1000 people and now live in the country

.
Some country western music is ok.
I am not old enough to go to college yet so the degrees I cant comment on [img]tongue.gif[/img]
My Dad chews and dips tabbocoo and snuff
My Dad drinks beer
I've never shot an Indian
I do own a gun.
I do.

It works both ways

antryg · 11-05-2002, 01:15 AM

Iron Ranger- I think it is more fun to keep the "foreigners" guessing. That's why I pander to the stereotypes and then shoot them down. My BS degree is in Agronomy and I got that at Texas A&M. I might have gone to school with your father or some of your neighbors. I've had the buckle/hat/boots/truck,listened to C&W etc. I know how to rope a calf and had a ferrier show me how to shoe a horse. I live on Mexican food and eat jalepenos and habenjeros all the time. In other words Ranger, we are brother Texans bound by the same desire (ie. let the rest of the world know that if it ain't Texan its nothing.)

Iron_Ranger · 11-05-2002, 01:20 AM

LOL

Well I am not saying that I am like that, completely. As a matter of fact I want to move out of texas actually. I dont really have anything agaisnt it (most of Texas anyway), but my ideal place to move is Michigan.

11-04-2002, 10:49 PM	#21
Charean Hathor Join Date: March 6, 2001 Location: Waxahachie, TX Age: 60 Posts: 2,201	You forgot to tell them that you get your own oil field and herd of cattle when you move to the state! LOL __________________ And then there were 6.

11-04-2002, 10:54 PM	#22
antryg Fzoul Chembryl Join Date: August 30, 2002 Location: Dallas, Tx. Age: 21 Posts: 1,765	Thanks for the help Charean. Since I was born here I forget the hand-up we give to our new neighbors. Well it's time for me to polish my big belt buckle. __________________

11-04-2002, 11:08 PM	#23
Iron_Ranger Symbol of Cyric Join Date: August 18, 2002 Location: Where Eagles Dare Age: 36 Posts: 1,391	Ah crap! It appears I am a sterotypical texan!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! I own a cowboy hat, I am republican, and I live on a farm!! Well, I hate high school football, I am not particularly fond of cows, and I have never in my life said Yeehaw, so [img]tongue.gif[/img] __________________ <br />[url]\"http://www.bratgirlcentral.com/cgi-bin/ouapforum/ikonboard/ikonboard.cgi\" target=\"_blank\">Once Upon A Paper</a><br />Living on a razors edge<br />Balancing on ledge<br />Living on a razors edge

11-05-2002, 12:39 AM	#24
antryg Fzoul Chembryl Join Date: August 30, 2002 Location: Dallas, Tx. Age: 21 Posts: 1,765	A TRUE CONFESSION FROM A BORN TEXAN I don't own a cowboy hat. I don't have a big belt buckle. I haven't worn cowboy boots in 30 years. I've only ridden a horse a few times and the last time was 1973. I don't drive a pickup truck. I don't own a longhorn or oil well. I only say howdy to people who have never been to Texas. I was born and live in a city that has over 1 million people. I don't listen to country&western music. I listen to techno and rock (Check out Solerift website.) I have a BS and Masters degree I don't chew or dip tobacco or snuff I don't drink beer I've never shot an Indian (I'm part Shoshone) I don't own a gun I don't carry a knife. __________________

11-05-2002, 12:52 AM	#25
Iron_Ranger Symbol of Cyric Join Date: August 18, 2002 Location: Where Eagles Dare Age: 36 Posts: 1,391	A TRUE CONFESSION FROM A BORN TEXAN I do own a cowboy hat. My dad big belt buckle. I have worn cowboy boots in the past 5 years years. I use to own a horse. My dad dirves a pick up. My dad owns several longhorns. I say howdy occsonaicly. I was born in a town that has less then 1000 people and now live in the country . Some country western music is ok. I am not old enough to go to college yet so the degrees I cant comment on [img]tongue.gif[/img] My Dad chews and dips tabbocoo and snuff My Dad drinks beer I've never shot an Indian I do own a gun. I do. It works both ways __________________ <br />[url]\"http://www.bratgirlcentral.com/cgi-bin/ouapforum/ikonboard/ikonboard.cgi\" target=\"_blank\">Once Upon A Paper</a><br />Living on a razors edge<br />Balancing on ledge<br />Living on a razors edge

11-05-2002, 01:15 AM	#26
antryg Fzoul Chembryl Join Date: August 30, 2002 Location: Dallas, Tx. Age: 21 Posts: 1,765	Iron Ranger- I think it is more fun to keep the "foreigners" guessing. That's why I pander to the stereotypes and then shoot them down. My BS degree is in Agronomy and I got that at Texas A&M. I might have gone to school with your father or some of your neighbors. I've had the buckle/hat/boots/truck,listened to C&W etc. I know how to rope a calf and had a ferrier show me how to shoe a horse. I live on Mexican food and eat jalepenos and habenjeros all the time. In other words Ranger, we are brother Texans bound by the same desire (ie. let the rest of the world know that if it ain't Texan its nothing.) __________________

11-05-2002, 01:20 AM	#27
Iron_Ranger Symbol of Cyric Join Date: August 18, 2002 Location: Where Eagles Dare Age: 36 Posts: 1,391	LOL Well I am not saying that I am like that, completely. As a matter of fact I want to move out of texas actually. I dont really have anything agaisnt it (most of Texas anyway), but my ideal place to move is Michigan. __________________ <br />[url]\"http://www.bratgirlcentral.com/cgi-bin/ouapforum/ikonboard/ikonboard.cgi\" target=\"_blank\">Once Upon A Paper</a><br />Living on a razors edge<br />Balancing on ledge<br />Living on a razors edge

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