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02-27-2002, 08:21 PM
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Ninja Storm Shadow
 Join Date: March 27, 2001
Location: Northport,Alabama, USA
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James Bond walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very
attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The women notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?" "No," he replies, "Q has just given me this state-of-the-art watch. I was just testing it." The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?" Bond explains: "It uses alpha waves to communicate with me telepathically." "What's it telling you now?", the woman asks. "Well, it says you're not wearing any panties...." The woman giggles and replies: "Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!" Bond smirks, taps his watch and says, "Bloody thing's twenty minutes fast."
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02-28-2002, 06:39 AM
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Gold Dragon
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LOL
 I'm gonna have to remember that one!!
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02-28-2002, 02:17 PM
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Symbol of Cyric
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God!
You're splitting my side! I love that one! Where did you hear it? It's Cool! |
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03-01-2002, 08:21 AM
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Manshoon
 Join Date: November 17, 2001
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LOL
hahahaha!!! that was funny where did you got it??!!!do you have other jokes?!!!
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