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Re: Chuck Norris
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10-05-2007, 02:14 PM
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Fzoul Chembryl
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Re: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can change the nature of a man.
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10-15-2007, 12:04 AM
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Re: Chuck Norris
The two best ones ever.
Chuck Norris invented all of the colours of the spectrum. Except for pink. Tom Cruise invented pink. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. |
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10-15-2007, 09:06 AM
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Takhisis Follower
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Re: Chuck Norris
rofl @ this thread. S'funny how the chuck norries jokes are either hilarious or completely wack. The can believe it's not butter one and the venture forth ones are cool
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10-15-2007, 09:16 AM
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Re: Chuck Norris
# Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
# Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink. rofl
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10-16-2007, 03:54 AM
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Re: Chuck Norris
*Chuck Norris once won a game of connect 4 in 3 moves.
*Chuck Norris Once punched a man in the soul. *Chuck Norris Can defeat bubble hearthing. *The big bang theory was acctually Chuck Norris fighting Mr.T as a result the 80's happened. *Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the f*ck he wants. *Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis *Chuck Norris can divide by zero |
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10-16-2007, 12:06 PM
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Re: Chuck Norris
They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed
the cat. They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody
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10-16-2007, 12:36 PM
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Re: Chuck Norris
True story- A total stranger gave me a free copy of Top Dog(IMDb link) just 3 days ago. This thread has inspired me to watch it immediately.
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10-16-2007, 12:56 PM
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Re: Chuck Norris
When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
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10-17-2007, 08:54 PM
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Symbol of Cyric
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Re: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once shot down a german plane in WWII by pointing his finger at it and saying "BANG"
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