Cloudy's Cafe- a conversation zone 4-30-03

[Bahamut]

hi guys! [img]graemlins/happywave.gif[/img]

anyway.. well fortune smiles at me.. err not really.. somehow.

i have summer classes (yes it is fun) in math... crappy? maybe. but this morning i just ate the test alive... i have never felt so good about a math test since... since... good morning! evening!

[Attalus]

Afternoon, all. Kat, do you have to be so..., er, demonstative? It's un-English. MagiK, our weather is gorgeous, here, too.

[antryg]

Attalus, I think you have it wrong and Kat is being very British. Don't you remember the words from the song

"Rude Brittania, Kal-ti-a oiled the floor. The couch has wheels, now she is out the door."
I hear that they sing this song at most public events.

[Attalus]

I thought it was, "God save our Kal-ti-a/ Long live Mrs. Cae-le-this/ God save our Kat/ Send her censorious/ Fey and mischievious/ Long to spam over us/ God save the Kat."

[Kaltia]

*goes on a Texan hunt*
We're on a texan Hunt/ We're on a texan Hunt/Don't call us/ We'll call you/We're on a Texan Hunt

[antryg]

"Texas our Texas! All hail the mighty State.
Texas our Texas, so wonderful and great!
Boldest nad grandest, outshining all the rest"

I'd go on but I think you get the idea.

[Night Stalker]

And I thought it was:

I am a Kaltia
I spam all day
I type real fast
And my hair is frayed!

[She is a Kaltia
She spams all day
She types real fast
And her hair is frayed!]

[img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/evillaughter2.gif[/img]

[ 04-30-2003, 02:17 PM: Message edited by: Night Stalker ]

[Kaltia]

*sigh* To the tune of "Punk Rock princess-Something corporate:
Maybe when the room is empty, maybe when the bottles full,
maybe when the door gets broke down love can break in.

Maybe when I'm done with thinking, maybe you can think me whole,
maybe when I'm done with endings this can begin.

If you could be my punk rock princess I could be your garage band king.
You could tell me why you just don't fit in and how you're 'gonna be something.

If I could be your first real heartache I would do it over again
If you could be my punk rock princess, I would be your heroine.

Maybe when your hair gets darker, maybe when your eyes get wide,
maybe when the walls are smaller there will be more space.
Maybe when I'm not so tired, maybe you could step inside,
maybe when I look for things that I can't replace.
I never though you'd last, I never dreamed you would.
You watch your life go past, you wonder if you should.

My own version-Geek Teen Angel

Maybe if you left your bedroom, maybe if you tidied up
Maybe if you stopped calling yourself Legolaslover56

Maybe when you've learned leet speak, maybe when you've progressed
Maybe when you've learned javascript, then you'll be someone else

If you could be my Geek Teen Angel I could be your HTML tutor
You could tell me why you just don't fit in, and how you're gonna learn trollspeak

If I could be your first broke keyboard I would be it over again
If you could be my Geek Teen Angel I would be your M-S-N

Maybe when you leave your bedroom, maybe if you tidied up,
Maybe if you wore clean clothes, deodorised
Maybe when I'm not so abstract maybe you could teach me l33t
Maybe you could wear jewellry
Maybe you could go out clubbing, maybe you could hand in homework
You could maybe be somebody, you could fit right in

[Night Stalker]

Texas? TEXAS?!? Only two things I know come from Texas ..... steers and queers!

And I don't see any horns on your head! [img]tongue.gif[/img]


In fact! It's FLAMING! [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

[Attalus]

LOL, Lioness is gonna love this.

"I'm an Old Cowhand" lyrics by Johnny Mercer

I'm an old cowhand from the Rio Grande
But my legs ain't bowed and my cheeks ain't tanned
I'm a cowboy who never saw a cow
Never roped a steer 'cause I don't know how
I sure ain't fixin' to start in now
Yippee i oh ti-ay! Yippee i oh ti-ay!

I'm an old cowhand from the Rio Grande
And I learned to ride before I learned to stand
I'm a ridin' fool who is up to date
I know every trail in the Lone Star State
'Cause I ride the range in a Ford V-8
Yippee i oh ti-ay! Yippee i oh ti-ay!

I'm an old cowhand from the Rio Grande
And I came to town just to hear the band
I know all the songs that the cowboys know
'Bout the Big Corral where the dogies go
Cause I learned them all on the radio
Yipee i oh ti-ay! Yippee i oh ti-ay!

I'm an old cowhand from the Rio Grande
Where the West is wild all around the borderland
Where the buffalo roam around the zoo
And the Indians run up a rug or two
And the old Bar X is just a barbeque
Yippee i oh ti-ay!