Funny and naughty poems

Harkoliar · 08-05-2003, 04:01 AM

as usual i got this from the internet.. and i removed MOST of the peoms here since they were really too naughty actually.. and this is a family forum sooo... i got poems i thought would be acceptable ..
PS: mods: tell me which poems to delete if they are too naughty..

>>POEM #
6
>>Sex is bad
>>Sex is a sin
>>Sins are forgiven
>>So stick it in.

>>POEM # 7 (EDITED POEM..)
>>Holy mother, full of grace
>>Bless my boyfriend's gorgeous face
>>Bless his hair that tends to curl
>>Keep him
safe from all the girls
>>Bless his arms that are so strong
>>Keep his hands where they belong
>>And if my Mom happened to walk in
>>Bless the s**t I'd be in.

>>POEM # 8
>>Sex is when a guys
communication
>>enters a girls information
>>to increase the population
>>for a younger generation
>>do you get the information...
>>or do you need a demonstration

>>POEM # 11
>>Mental anxiety,
>>Mental breakdowns,
>>Menstrual cramps,
>>Menopause...
>>Did you ever notice how all our problems begin with MEN!

Poem #14
>>Guys are like parking spots...
>>the good ones are always taken...
>>and the ones that are available,
>>are either handicapped or too far away!!

wellard · 08-05-2003, 07:46 AM

LOL

I liked the MEN #11 one [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

Jorath Calar · 08-05-2003, 08:01 AM

Number 14 describes my current situation... except it's about girls... [img]smile.gif[/img]

HolyWarrior · 08-05-2003, 10:10 PM

Lewinsky and Clinton have shown
what Kazcynski certainly should've known,
that an intern is better
than a bomb in a letter
when deciding how best to be blown.

Finn · 08-06-2003, 11:18 AM

Here's another one for your collection Harkoliar...

Adam wore a fig leaf
Eve none at all
The fun began in autumn
When the leaves began to fall.

/)eathKiller · 08-06-2003, 08:51 PM

- I overheard a couple of 8 year old girls singing this and jumping rope

I live in Mexico
I work at Texaco
I make 50 pesos a day
i go home to lucy
and she give me some $#@)*
and she take all my pesos awayeee!

shadowhound · 08-06-2003, 09:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by HolyWarrior:
Lewinsky and Clinton have shown
what Kazcynski certainly should've known,
that an intern is better
than a bomb in a letter
when deciding how best to be blown.

That is definatly my fave so far

08-05-2003, 07:46 AM	#2
wellard Dracolisk Join Date: November 1, 2002 Location: Australia ..... G\'day! Posts: 6,123	LOL I liked the MEN #11 one [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] __________________ fossils - natures way of laughing at creationists for over 3 billion years

08-06-2003, 11:18 AM	#5
Finn The Magister Join Date: October 14, 2002 Location: Asia Age: 47 Posts: 139	Here's another one for your collection Harkoliar... Adam wore a fig leaf Eve none at all The fun began in autumn When the leaves began to fall. __________________ <br /><br /> Finn\'s Animation Studios <br /> [url]\"http://www.geocities.com/fasfinn/\" target=\"_blank\">http://www.geocities.com/fasfinn/</a> <br /><br />Home of the 155mhz Pentium dinosaur.

08-06-2003, 08:51 PM	#6
/)eathKiller Dracolisk Join Date: January 5, 2002 Location: Guantanamo Bay, Cuba Age: 38 Posts: 6,043	- I overheard a couple of 8 year old girls singing this and jumping rope I live in Mexico I work at Texaco I make 50 pesos a day i go home to lucy and she give me some $#@)* and she take all my pesos awayeee! __________________ [img]\"http://membres.lycos.fr/th8or/ZeroSigForIronworks.gif\" alt=\" - \" /> o.o;

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08-05-2003, 04:01 AM	#1
Harkoliar Jack Burton Join Date: March 21, 2001 Location: Philippines, but now Harbor City Sydney Age: 41 Posts: 5,556	as usual i got this from the internet.. and i removed MOST of the peoms here since they were really too naughty actually.. and this is a family forum sooo... i got poems i thought would be acceptable .. PS: mods: tell me which poems to delete if they are too naughty.. >>POEM # 6 >>Sex is bad >>Sex is a sin >>Sins are forgiven >>So stick it in. >>POEM # 7 (EDITED POEM..) >>Holy mother, full of grace >>Bless my boyfriend's gorgeous face >>Bless his hair that tends to curl >>Keep him safe from all the girls >>Bless his arms that are so strong >>Keep his hands where they belong >>And if my Mom happened to walk in >>Bless the s**t I'd be in. >>POEM # 8 >>Sex is when a guys communication >>enters a girls information >>to increase the population >>for a younger generation >>do you get the information... >>or do you need a demonstration >>POEM # 11 >>Mental anxiety, >>Mental breakdowns, >>Menstrual cramps, >>Menopause... >>Did you ever notice how all our problems begin with MEN! Poem #14 >>Guys are like parking spots... >>the good ones are always taken... >>and the ones that are available, >>are either handicapped or too far away!! __________________ Catch me if you can..

08-05-2003, 08:01 AM	#3
Jorath Calar Harper Join Date: October 6, 2001 Location: Iceland Posts: 4,706	Number 14 describes my current situation... except it's about girls... [img]smile.gif[/img]

08-05-2003, 10:10 PM	#4
HolyWarrior User Suspended for 2 weeks by Ziroc [Dec30] Join Date: July 7, 2002 Location: IL Age: 57 Posts: 472	Lewinsky and Clinton have shown what Kazcynski certainly should've known, that an intern is better than a bomb in a letter when deciding how best to be blown.

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