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Old 01-25-2005, 02:08 PM   #1
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Sven was working at the fish plant in Minneapolis when he accidentally
cut off all ten of his fingers. He went directly to the emergency room.
The doctor looked at Sven and said "Let's have the fingers and I'll
see what I can do." Sven said, "I haven't got da fingers. "What do you
mean, you haven't got the fingers? It's 2004. We have microsurgery and
all kinds of incredible techniques. I could have put them back on and
made you like new. Why didn't you bring the fingers?" Sven says, "How
da hell vas I suppost to pick dem up???
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Old 01-25-2005, 02:10 PM   #2
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ROFL. It's funny but cruel.
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Old 01-25-2005, 03:06 PM   #3
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LOL, funny, yes, but what on earth does it have to do with Sven?!
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Old 01-25-2005, 03:48 PM   #4
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Quote:
Originally posted by Arvon:
... It's 2004. ..
By what calendar, pray tell? [img]tongue.gif[/img]
Lol, good one!
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Old 01-25-2005, 04:23 PM   #5
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lol. Very good.
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Old 01-25-2005, 05:24 PM   #6
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The joke was lame. But I have faith Arvon has some more tricks up his sleeve!

AND

He could have tried to pick them up with the palms of his hand.
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Old 01-25-2005, 06:58 PM   #7
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Mad

[img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img]
That was very funny!
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Old 01-25-2005, 07:01 PM   #8
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No! The memories! ;(
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Old 01-25-2005, 07:12 PM   #9
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Quote:
Originally posted by Violet:
[img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img]
That was very funny!
Not that funny...!

just 1 [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] at most... certainly not 3...

[img]smile.gif[/img]
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Old 01-25-2005, 07:15 PM   #10
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quote:
Originally posted by Violet:
[img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img]
That was very funny!
Not that funny...!

just 1 [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] at most... certainly not 3...

[img]smile.gif[/img]
[/QUOTE]But there were 3 of us laughing at it lol

Nevermind! I was just informed (through torrents of fresh giggles) that I was the only one laughing at thejoke. The other two were laughing at me attempting a Swedish accent!
Steve said it's lame.
Gwen said "It's OK." in her "I'll tell you it's OK if it makes you feel better" tone of voice.
They're just wrong!

So you were right. It only gets 1 [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img]

[ 01-25-2005, 08:13 PM: Message edited by: Violet ]
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