08-16-2001, 01:32 PM | #11 |
Zhentarim Guard
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That was awesome!
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08-16-2001, 02:26 PM | #12 |
Fzoul Chembryl
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Perhaps she was a prostitute
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08-16-2001, 04:56 PM | #13 |
Beholder
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i believe i remember hearing about that somewhere else before... but its still funny!
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08-16-2001, 05:00 PM | #14 |
The Magister
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LoL that was hilarious!
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08-16-2001, 05:02 PM | #15 | |
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08-16-2001, 05:31 PM | #16 |
Jack Burton
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LOL! Hilarious.
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08-16-2001, 06:39 PM | #17 |
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Lmao, Preach it bro. Earthdog
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08-17-2001, 07:24 AM | #18 |
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This is the transcript of the actual radio conversation of a US naval ship with the Canadian coast guard off the coast of Newfoundland October 1995. Radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval operations
Canadians: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision. Americans: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision. Canadians: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision. Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course. Canadians: I say again, you divert YOUR course. Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, I SAY AGAIN, THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP. Canadians: We are a lighthouse. Your call ------------------ Fear? I know not the meaning of the word. And you can keep that dictionary away from me! |
08-17-2001, 09:51 AM | #19 |
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How about this one? (supposed to be a true story btw)
The Americans wanted to design and build a pen that would work in weightless space for their Astronauts - they spent millions of dollars to develop a biro which could do this The Russians use pencils ------------------ In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is pimp. Lord Raptor's Site |
08-17-2001, 09:56 AM | #20 |
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Ritual Stupidity.
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