Smile, your job doesn't suck as bad as this...

J.J. · 07-22-2001, 11:21 AM

Just had to put this up by itself, I know it sure made me feel alot better about how busy I have been working!

Quality Control

When you have an "I hate my job" day try this:
On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section. You will need to purchase a rectal thermometer made by "Q-tip"
Be very sure that you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the drapes and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed during your therapy.
Channge to very comfortable clothing, such as a sweat suit and lie down on your bed.
Open the package and remove the thermometer. Carefully place it on the bedside table so that it will not become chipped or broken.
Take out the written material that accompanies the thermometer and read it. You will notice that in small print there is a statement:
"Every rectal thermometer made by Q-tip is personally tested."
Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,
"I am so glad I do not work in quality control at the Q-tip company!"

There, don't you feel better about your job now?

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Unstinting Gaurdian of Children
Defender of Those Unable To

Lioness · 07-22-2001, 11:24 AM

LSHISSAOMK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanx JJ!! Pleased to meet cha, BTW!

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Waitress and entertainer at Cloudy's Cafe in GD

Jerome · 07-22-2001, 11:37 AM

*grimaces*

Suddenly my life seems so much better because of that...

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07-23-2001, 08:04 PM

I wonder if they get bonuses after meeting their daily quota?

Moni

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Fljotsdale · 07-23-2001, 08:59 PM

Laughing hysterically...

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Gaelic · 07-23-2001, 09:20 PM

Imagine you have that job.

Imagine you are a single guy.

Imagine you are at a bar.

Imagine the woman of your dreams approacing you at the bar.

Imagine that woman saying, "So, what do you do for a living?"

I think THAT moment would be worse than the job itself.

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Gaelic

[This message has been edited by Gaelic (edited 07-23-2001).]

Lady Avalon · 07-23-2001, 10:47 PM

This was definitely my laugh of the day. Thanks.

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adam warlock · 07-23-2001, 10:50 PM

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trux · 07-23-2001, 11:01 PM

*shudders*

oh my.

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trux

Reeka · 07-24-2001, 01:04 AM

JJ!

Only you could find this jewel!

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Member of Clan HADB

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07-22-2001, 11:21 AM	#1
J.J. Symbol of Cyric Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Montana, USA Age: 60 Posts: 1,217	Just had to put this up by itself, I know it sure made me feel alot better about how busy I have been working! Quality Control When you have an "I hate my job" day try this: On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section. You will need to purchase a rectal thermometer made by "Q-tip" Be very sure that you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the drapes and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed during your therapy. Channge to very comfortable clothing, such as a sweat suit and lie down on your bed. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Carefully place it on the bedside table so that it will not become chipped or broken. Take out the written material that accompanies the thermometer and read it. You will notice that in small print there is a statement: "Every rectal thermometer made by Q-tip is personally tested." Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad I do not work in quality control at the Q-tip company!" There, don't you feel better about your job now? ------------------ Unstinting Gaurdian of Children Defender of Those Unable To

07-22-2001, 11:24 AM	#2
Lioness Jack Burton Join Date: June 3, 2001 Location: Among the Stars Age: 36 Posts: 5,837	LSHISSAOMK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thanx JJ!! Pleased to meet cha, BTW! ------------------ Official teaser and ranger of the HADB Clan Waitress and entertainer at Cloudy's Cafe in GD

07-22-2001, 11:37 AM	#3
Jerome Knight of the Rose Join Date: January 8, 2001 Location: Scotland Age: 38 Posts: 4,418	grimaces Suddenly my life seems so much better because of that... ------------------

07-23-2001, 08:04 PM	#4
Moni Guest Posts: n/a	I wonder if they get bonuses after meeting their daily quota? Moni ------------------

07-23-2001, 08:59 PM	#5
Fljotsdale Thoth - Egyptian God of Wisdom Join Date: March 12, 2001 Location: Birmingham, West Mid\'s, England Age: 87 Posts: 2,859	Laughing hysterically... ------------------

07-23-2001, 09:20 PM	#6
Gaelic Elminster Join Date: April 28, 2001 Location: Virginia Beach, Virginia, USA Posts: 490	Imagine you have that job. Imagine you are a single guy. Imagine you are at a bar. Imagine the woman of your dreams approacing you at the bar. Imagine that woman saying, "So, what do you do for a living?" I think THAT moment would be worse than the job itself. ------------------ Gaelic [This message has been edited by Gaelic (edited 07-23-2001).]

07-23-2001, 10:47 PM	#7
Lady Avalon Emerald Dragon Join Date: March 2, 2001 Location: Tennessee, U.S.A. Age: 74 Posts: 996	This was definitely my laugh of the day. Thanks. ------------------

07-23-2001, 10:50 PM	#8
adam warlock Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: I live inside of my mind..... Age: 53 Posts: 3,234	------------------ *Sig created by me and a Wonderful person by the name of MONI!*

07-23-2001, 11:01 PM	#9
trux Avatar Join Date: May 19, 2001 Location: Darkside of the Moon Posts: 578	shudders oh my. ------------------ trux

07-24-2001, 01:04 AM	#10
Reeka Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: March 2, 2001 Location: Birmingham, Alabama, USA Age: 70 Posts: 3,255	JJ! Only you could find this jewel! ------------------ Order of the Holy Flame Member of Clan HADB

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