LOL, no offense to ANY lawyers here

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Originally posted by Larry_OHF: Since musice was mentioned here, I will share some that my Bass player has shared with me. Note, I am a drummer. Q-How do you tell that the drummer's platform is level? A-He has drool running outta both sides of his mouth. Q-How can you tell if a drummer is knocking at your door? A-The taping gets faster and louder.

Musician jokes-I love them!
But I can´t remember any



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Calvin the bold the malt beer lord is in!

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Of course all are great, 250 LOL!

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Calvin the bold the malt beer lord is in!

[Diogenes Of Pumpkintown]

A lawyer was driving down the road when he noticed an odd sight. A family consisting of a father, mother, and 4 children were all beside the road, eating grass! Intrigued, he stopped to ask what was going on and was told by the father that the family was completely destitute, had no money whatsoever to buy food, and was so hungry that they had resorted to feeding on grass.

The lawyer exclaimed, "that's terrible!" and promptly offered to take the entire family to his house. "Thank you, sir," said the father, his eyes welling up with tears.

"It's no problem at all," said the lawyer, "the grass in my yard is a foot high."

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Originally posted by Diogenes Of Pumpkintown: A lawyer was driving down the road when he noticed an odd sight. A family consisting of a father, mother, and 4 children were all beside the road, eating grass! Intrigued, he stopped to ask what was going on and was told by the father that the family was completely destitute, had no money whatsoever to buy food, and was so hungry that they had resorted to feeding on grass. The lawyer exclaimed, "that's terrible!" and promptly offered to take the entire family to his house. "Thank you, sir," said the father, his eyes welling up with tears. "It's no problem at all," said the lawyer, "the grass in my yard is a foot high."

LOL

[Larry_OHF]

A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as he
sits, the bartender comes over, and asks for his order. The man
says, "I'll have a beer," and turns to the ostrich. "What about
you?"

"I'll have a beer too," says the ostrich. The bartender pours the
beer and says "That will be $3.40 please," and the man reaches into
his pocket and pulls out exact change for payment.

The next day, the man and ostrich come again, and the man says
"I'll have a beer," and the ostrich says, "I'll have the same."
Once again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact
change.

This becomes a routine until, late one evening, the two enter
again. "The usual?" asks the bartender. "Well, it's close to last
call, so I'll have a large scotch" says the man. "Same for me,"
says the ostrich.

"That will be $7.20," says the bartender. Once again the man pulls
exact change out of his pocket and places it on the bar. The
bartender can't hold back his curiosity any longer. "Excuse me sir.
How do you manage to always come up with the exact change out of
your pocket every time?"

"Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic
and found an old lamp. When I rubbed it a Genie appeared and
offered me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay
for anything, I just put my hand in my pocket, and the right amount
of money will always be there."

"That's brilliant!" says the bartender. "Most people would wish for
a million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you
want for as long as you live!"

"That's right! Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the
exact money is always there," says the man.

The bartender asks, "One other thing, sir, what's with the ostrich?"

The man replies "My second wish was for a chick with long legs."



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