Fawlty Towers - classic line

[Davros]

Originally posted by Moiraine: I DEMAND that the words "garden Gnome" be banned from this Board ! This is an insult to all respectable Gnomes ! Civilized people already call those "garden dwarves" ...

Allo Allo - what's all this then - has anyone seen my set of manacles - I could have sworn I had them in my pocket just now [img]smile.gif[/img]

[Cloudbringer]

Originally posted by Moiraine: I DEMAND that the words "garden Gnome" be banned from this Board ! This is an insult to all respectable Gnomes ! Civilized people already call those "garden dwarves" ...

teehee...sorry, oh wise and noble Gnomette, but that's what the show called it.....hmmm, garden dwarf? err....well I suppose it COULD catch on...LOL


Hi Moiraine!

[Lavindathar]

Originally posted by Mahlennacht: Basil: "...and no need to mention the war---NING, that all trespassers will be tied up with piano wire-- SORRY, SORRY!..." Basil to Manuel: "This, Basil. This, Basil's wife. This, slap on face *WHAP*."

Watched that episode tonight!!

[Callum Kerr]

Originally posted by Sigmar: *Basil clutching a garden gnome in threatning manner calmly walks out of Fawlty Towers* -Basil! Where are you going? -I'm going to pay Mr O'Riley a visit dear. It's obscure, but its my favourite line from the show ...don't mention the war My second favourite episode.

Haha! Got that on VCD...

"Oh it's MY fault is it? There I was thinking it was your fault, or Manuel's fault, but it was my fault all along! Well I must be punished then! You're a naughty boy" (each syllable of the last line punctuated by a slap on his own backside)

From the same episode...

[Bardan the Slayer]

"So that's two eggs mayonnaise, a prawn Goebbels, a Hermann Goering and four Colditz salads... no, wait a moment, I got a bit confused there, sorry...I got a bit confused because everyone keeps mentioning the War, so could you..."

That gets my vote [img]smile.gif[/img]

[ 06-28-2003, 03:11 PM: Message edited by: Bardan the Slayer ]