What is the largest booger you have ever pulled from your nose

[Lord of Alcohol]

Originally posted by *\Conan/*: quote: Originally posted by Lord of Alcohol: Anyone ever been hit with tear-gas? I had snot coming out my nose to my knees! Two big long streams of slime

Does "take your mask off, say your name, and count to ten" ring any bells [/QUOTE]Close enough Conan lol

I knew a girl atg Primary School who seemed to have a perpetual green drip from her nose. She woudl blow it off and, a few seconds later, it would grow again

[*\Conan/*]

The DI's took ten of us in to this CS gas building. They told us what to do and asked us if anyone beleived there was any gas in the building.
We all looked at each other and laughed not knowing what was coming our way.
I was the third in line.

We took off our masks together and one by one stated the info. By the time they got to the 3rd guy the troops broke and started screaming for the door. Flying out the doors blinded ,drowling , and crying non-stop for 20 minutes at least. We were dying in the grass and throwing up while they laughed at us. Snot was everywhere...
Nice of them wasn't it-- Ahh, the military days

[Animal]

Never had the pleasure of tear gas, but during training we each had to be sprayed in the face with mace so that we "know what it feels like," if we decided to use it. It was quite effective training actually. I only had to use it a few times, but it was always quite sparingly after that.

[Lord of Alcohol]

Originally posted by *\Conan/*: The DI's took ten of us in to this CS gas building. They told us what to do and asked us if anyone beleived there was any gas in the building. We all looked at each other and laughed not knowing what was coming our way. I was the third in line. We took off our masks together and one by one stated the info. By the time they got to the 3rd guy the troops broke and started screaming for the door. Flying out the doors blinded ,drowling , and crying non-stop for 20 minutes at least. We were dying in the grass and throwing up while they laughed at us. Snot was everywhere... Nice of them wasn't it-- Ahh, the military days

We had to say our name, rank (private at the time lol) platoon, company, battalion, ss# and a couple other things. Plenty of times to get a good gassing! Although my buddy can fart a pretty close rendition! And you had to put your gasmask back on and walk out and put in the the gasmask holder under your shoulder. If you bent over and it fell out (forgetting to secure it) they made you go back in! Luckilly I fastened mine! But hey lets all get back to booger talk shall we?
Whats better, hard crusty boogers or moist snowflake-like ones? Should bloody ones count for extra points?

[John D Harris]

I once saw a kid in elementary school pull a booger out that was so large his head colapsed.
I have a cousin that when he was little he ate boogers, once while visiting them one of my brothers wiped a booger on the wall. A few minutes later my cousin walked by picked the bogger off the wall and poped it in his mouth. MMMMMMmmmmm [img]graemlins/1puke.gif[/img]

All this talk of tear gas and you military Joes haven't mentioned once that icky part of survival training that involves the things you'd eat when you're trapped behind enemy lines with no real food or water...bugs...(certain) fungi...tree bark...leaves...and last but not least...BOOGERS!

[John D Harris]

Just an observation, what is the guy on the "new topics" button doing?

[dizzy]

hes yelling a new topic!!!
Johny d

[johnny]

Originally posted by John D Harris: I once saw a kid in elementary school pull a booger out that was so large his head colapsed. I have a cousin that when he was little he ate boogers, once while visiting them one of my brothers wiped a booger on the wall. A few minutes later my cousin walked by picked the bogger off the wall and poped it in his mouth. MMMMMMmmmmm [img]graemlins/1puke.gif[/img]

Stop it, you're making me hungry !