The marvel of science

[WillowIX]

Just some cutouts from medical journals that´s really gone astray... Got this from a colleauge at work

"Injection of live unattenuated Ebola virus may cause death"
- How much did we pay for this resarch?
"It takes a large amount of force to damage the brain. A strike to the head with the hammer causes damage to the skull but not so much to the brain"
- WOW! They actually got test subjects for this?
(Now this one is from us)
"Ethanol for cleaning has now been withdrawn from the X departement. Not all have been taken in to stock"
- I´m transferring!
"HIV-1 is a serious disease,"
- Nice conclusion. I hope there´s another page somewhere.
(From clinical trials about a new ASA substance)
"Side effects: Headaches,...."
- Just what we need. Aspirin that gives you head ache.
(From one of my candidates med students)
"Since potassium is good for cramps, bananas have been reported having them"
- Talk about a typo huh?

OK the dr I got this from is a bit strange but he´s a laugh!

[johnny]

ROFL What's his name ? Dr. Frankenstein ?

[/)eathKiller]

that's some funny medecine...

[Mack_Attack]

I never did get paid enough for some of his work. That hammer one was a liitle ruff. [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

[WillowIX]

Originally posted by johnny: ROFL What's his name ? Dr. Frankenstein ?

Coincidently the colleagu who sent me this (along with a bunch of journals for me to go through ) is named John! [img]tongue.gif[/img] So you were part of the hammer experiment mack? How´s that head of yours? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[johnny]

Originally posted by WillowIX: quote: Originally posted by johnny: ROFL What's his name ? Dr. Frankenstein ?

Coincidently the colleagu who sent me this (along with a bunch of journals for me to go through ) is named John! [img]tongue.gif[/img] So you were part of the hammer experiment mack? How´s that head of yours? [img]tongue.gif[/img] [/QUOTE][img]graemlins/fro.gif[/img] Pretty good, as you can see. [img]graemlins/petard.gif[/img]