Men

[John D Harris]

A recent study found out which days men prefer to have sex. It was found
that
men preferred to engage in sexual activity on the days that started with
the
letter "T" . . .
Example of those days are:
Tuesday
Thursday
Thanksgiving
Today
Tomorrow
Thaturday and
Thunday

WHY MEN GET OUT OF BED . . .
A recent survey was conducted to discover why men get out of bed
in the middle of the night.
5% said it was to get a glass of water,
12% said it was to go the toilet,
83% said it was to go home.

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THE PERFECT BREAKFAST
. . . as a man sees it. . .
You're sitting at the table and your son is on the cover of the box of
Wheaties.
Your mistress is on the cover of Playboy.
And your wife is on the back of the milk carton.

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A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away. At
the
end of the service the pall bearers are carrying the casket out when they
accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket. They hear a faint
moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive! She
lives for ten more years, and then finally dies.
A ceremony is again held at the same place, and at the end of the
ceremony the pall bearers are again carrying out the casket. As they are
walking, the husband cries out, "Watch the wall!"


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"the memories of a man in his old age,
are deeds of a man in his prime"

[Mellagar]

Well there's one explination for it I guess.

[debiler]

LOL!You are a mean ol´ *beep*. More of that!!!

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Calvin the bold the malt beer lord is in!

[MILAMBER]

I saw an old letterman show the other day...

In a recent survey they found that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the worlds population.

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"The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his."
-General George Patton (1885-1945)

Member of CLAN HADB

[SSJ4Sephiroth]

heres a sad little statistic... over half of the worlds population has an IQ below 100... i warned you all it would happen, but ya ditna listen!

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It's simple. Once the Planet is hurt, it gathers Spirit Energy to heal the injury. The amount of energy gathered depends on the size of the injury...What would happen if there was an injury that threatened the very life of the Planet? Think how much energy would be gathered! Ha, ha, ha. And at the center of that injury, wil be me. All that boundless energy will be mine. By merging with the energy of the Planet, I will be come a new life form, a new existence. Melding with the Planet, I will cease to exist as I am now. Only to be reborn as a 'God' to rule over every living soul.

[Yorick]

Oh John D. That's terrible. Very funny but...oh noooo.

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I am the walrus!.... er, no hang on....

A fair dinkum laughing Hyena!

[Donut]

Originally posted by MILAMBER: I saw an old letterman show the other day... In a recent survey they found that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the worlds population.

That's not a silly as it sounds. One in five people in the world is Chinese. Well, there are five people in my family so one of us must be Chinese. Well it's not me and it not my mother, it's not my sister Susan, it's not my brother Terry and it's not my other brother Wang Sho Sin - I think it must be my brother Terry!


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Save Chip - Don't let Sarah win!
Official Titterer of the Laughing Hyenas

[Lifetime]

Cool then, looks like I'm one in five

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Resident Lurker Guy