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Old 12-12-2001, 01:21 AM   #1
Elif Godson
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Warning if you are under age do not read/do this
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>Christmas Cake Recipe
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> >Ingredients:
>> >1 cup of water
>> >1 tsp baking soda
> >1 cup of sugar
> > 1 tsp salt
> >1 cup of brown sugar
> >1 cup lemon juice
> >4 large eggs
> >nuts
>1 bottle Vodka
> >2 cups of dried fruit
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> >Sample the vodka to check quality.
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> >Take a large bowl, check the vodka again.
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> >To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. >
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> >Repeat .
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> >Turn on the electric mixer.
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> >Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
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> >Add one teaspoon of sugar.
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> >Beat again.
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> >At this point it's best to make sure the vodka is shtill OK.
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> >Try another cup .... just in case
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> >Turn off the mixerer.
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> >Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
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> >Pick fruit off floor.
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> >Mix on the turner.
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> >If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers pry it loose with a
drewscriver.
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> >Sample the vodka to check for tonsisticity.
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> >Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Who giveshz a sh*t.
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>>Check the vodka.
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> >Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
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> >Add one table.

>> >Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
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>> >Greash the oven.
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> >Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
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> >Don't forget to beat off the turner.
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> >Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the vodka and put out
the cat.
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>Fall into bed.

> >CHERRY MISTMAS!
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Old 12-12-2001, 02:21 AM   #2
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[img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] Excellent recipe [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] I think I,ve tried that recipe,I don,t remember using any actual food ingredients with mine. Good job,you really did just crack me up.
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Old 12-12-2001, 03:21 AM   #3
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Yes... this would taste alot better than a certain kookaburras christmas cake...
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Old 12-12-2001, 11:16 AM   #4
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too damn funny !! lol!!
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Old 12-12-2001, 06:38 PM   #5
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..ooo hik..Hik...I like it [img]smile.gif[/img] hi...hik ..woeee the room is moving ..hik..hik
 
 


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