Infidelity

Talthyr Malkaviel · 11-15-2001, 04:14 PM

Well, deciding to take a leaf out of Arvons book, I decided to post a joke here.
Now, I want you all to remember, I did not make up the joke, so don't pelt me with rotten tomatoes after reading it, ok? [img]smile.gif[/img]

A retired man and his wife are in bed on a Sunday morning, and suddenly, it being there 60th wedding anniversary, his wife had a question for her husband.
The couple on the first day of there marriage decided each to have a locked drawer, containing something they didn't wish their partner to see.
So, she asked him ' Bill, honey, we've been married for 60 years now, so I think we should look in each other's locked drawers.'
So, he replied 'Well Darling, I expected this day to come, at least it's here and I can get it over with.'
He reached over, produced a small key and unlocked the drawer, what was inside puzzled his wife greatly.
There was £800 in notes and three golf balls.
In obvious confusion she asked 'what does that mean.'
'Well, every time I cheated on you I placed a golf ball in this drawer.'
'Hmmmm, three times in 60 years isn't too bad, but what about all the money?'
'Well, every time I got a dozen I sold them for a fiver.'

Beaumanoir · 11-15-2001, 04:19 PM

LOL! Thats A Good One! But I Prefer The Spell Chequer!

11-15-2001, 04:14 PM	#1
Talthyr Malkaviel Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: August 31, 2001 Location: Land of the Britons Age: 37 Posts: 3,224	Well, deciding to take a leaf out of Arvons book, I decided to post a joke here. Now, I want you all to remember, I did not make up the joke, so don't pelt me with rotten tomatoes after reading it, ok? [img]smile.gif[/img] A retired man and his wife are in bed on a Sunday morning, and suddenly, it being there 60th wedding anniversary, his wife had a question for her husband. The couple on the first day of there marriage decided each to have a locked drawer, containing something they didn't wish their partner to see. So, she asked him ' Bill, honey, we've been married for 60 years now, so I think we should look in each other's locked drawers.' So, he replied 'Well Darling, I expected this day to come, at least it's here and I can get it over with.' He reached over, produced a small key and unlocked the drawer, what was inside puzzled his wife greatly. There was £800 in notes and three golf balls. In obvious confusion she asked 'what does that mean.' 'Well, every time I cheated on you I placed a golf ball in this drawer.' 'Hmmmm, three times in 60 years isn't too bad, but what about all the money?' 'Well, every time I got a dozen I sold them for a fiver.' __________________ Resident cantankerous sorcerer of the Clan HADB<br />and Sorcerous Nuttella salesman of the O.R.T<br /> <br /><br />Say NO to the Trouser Tyranny! Can I drill you about this?

11-15-2001, 04:19 PM	#2
Beaumanoir Iron Throne Cult Join Date: June 3, 2001 Location: There is no IRL, Only AFK. Age: 35 Posts: 4,896	LOL! Thats A Good One! But I Prefer The Spell Chequer! __________________ My pokemon bring all the boys to the yard, and they're like; you wanna trade cards? Damn right, I wanna trade cards, I'll trade this but not my Charizard.

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