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Old 10-31-2001, 03:55 PM   #131
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"Aah, and there you see the hunters making their basic mistake, cobbers! Bundling the hot chick in the jeep when it is quite clear from recent events that she is being used as a lure alongside her demon Pommie bastard! Let's watch this in action shall we?

"And there you see the vegetation shoots up out of the ground at speed, clogging the jeep and miring the vehicle. Our brave hunter Beau attempt to floor the thing and hack at the vines. Ooh - now THAT's not something you see every day - a demon Pommie bastard up close! OOH!!!! That had to hurt. And that! Geez, the poor guys. And the bastard has now scampered off with the hot chick Melusine and the huntert's spleens. Noboyd knows quite why bastards collect spleens, but there you have it"




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Old 10-31-2001, 04:47 PM   #132
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Old 10-31-2001, 05:40 PM   #133
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*Australian accent*
*Walks toward camera*

Now we've all seeen how the hun''rs have tried to capture the Hot Chick. An' they've been using Power 's their tool. But in ord'r ta catch one, ye'll need tact.

*New shot, Steve, Joe and another Ranger are about to try and capture a Not So Hot Chick*

How ta catch a chick works on all the sub-speecies. Damsels, Hot Chicks and Not So Hot Chicks must be approached with caution, like this Not So Hot Chick riight 'ere.

*The three carefully circle the Not So Hot Chick, make a pitiful attempt to get their hair back in shape and step forward as one*

*Steve turns to face the camera*

Normally, flattening the hair is done oonly when confront'n' a Hot Chick. The Not So Hot Chick'd get strange ideas and would reeact in an unwanted waay.

*Steve turns his attention back to the NSHC*

Now while I distraact the Chick, Joe 's goin' to put a blin'fold on 'er. That ought ta caalm 'er down a bit, or 'tleast keep the Chick form caallin' the daemon.

*Find out what happens next on the next episode of 'New Adventures of the REAL crocodile hunt'r*
 
Old 10-31-2001, 07:09 PM   #134
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"It has to be noted that Not-so-hot-chicks tend not to have their demon Pommie Bastards. These guys are lured by the Hot Chick temptresses who love the power they come with"

"As you can see, the Not-So-Hot Chick has gone uppity and put on a show of pretentious. She thinks this makes her on the same level of a Hot Chick but, naturally, this fails miserably. This sub-species is most commonly found in night clubs, hunting hunters when the lights are OUT!!! - you have been warned"



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Old 10-31-2001, 09:03 PM   #135
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*camera zooms in to hot chick*
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Old 11-02-2001, 05:14 AM   #136
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Heya! Very good! I see that you can manage without me! Anyway, Lord Shield, Mel and I are married only in this thread.. c'mon! You really don't think we should marry in real life?? As if!

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Old 11-02-2001, 04:54 PM   #137
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Heya! Very good! I see that you can manage without me! Anyway, Lord Shield, Mel and I are married only in this thread.. c'mon! You really don't think we should marry in real life?? As if!

I would if I had the chance




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Old 11-03-2001, 03:42 AM   #138
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Old 11-03-2001, 04:24 AM   #139
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LOL!!! I Agree With Neb! I Wanna Marry the Sexy Elflet!!!
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