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Old 04-27-2003, 06:09 PM   #1

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1. You lose arguments with inanimate objects.

2. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.

3. Job interfering with your drinking.

4. Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.

5. Career won't progress beyond Senator from Massachusetts.

6. The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.

7. Sincerely believe alcohol to be the elusive 5th food group.

8. 24 hours in a day. 24 beers in a case - coincidence?

9. Two hands and just one mouth... - now THAT'S a drinking problem!

10. You can focus better with one eye closed.

11. The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar.

12. Your twin sons are named Barley and Hops.

13. Hey, 5 beers has just as many calories as a burger, screw dinner!

14. Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you.

15. At AA meetings you begin: "Hi, my name is... uh..."

16. Your idea of cutting back is less salt.

17. The whole bar says 'Hi' when you walk in.

18. You think the Four Basic Food Groups are Caffeine, Nicotine, Alcohol, and Women.

19. Every night you're beginning to find your roommate's cat more and more attractive.

20. Roseanne looks good.

21. Don't recognize wife unless seen through bottom of glass.

22. That stupid pink elephant followed me home again.

23. Senator's Kennedy and Packwood shake their heads when they walk past you.

24."I'm as jober as a sudge."

25. The shrubbery's drunk from too frequent watering.


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Old 04-27-2003, 06:13 PM   #2
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There's no such thing as too much beer
I <b>am</b> the party!!<br /> [img]\"\" alt=\" - \" />
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Old 04-27-2003, 06:16 PM   #3
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Originally posted by Horatio:
There's no such thing as too much beer
You beat me to it.
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Old 04-27-2003, 06:19 PM   #4
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Originally posted by johnny:
Originally posted by Horatio:
There's no such thing as too much beer
You beat me to it. [/QUOTE]Time to prove him wrong [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]
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Old 04-27-2003, 06:51 PM   #5
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Originally posted by Gangrell:
Originally posted by johnny:
Originally posted by Horatio:
There's no such thing as too much beer
You beat me to it. [/QUOTE]Time to prove him wrong [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] [/QUOTE]How about a contest then?
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Old 04-27-2003, 08:05 PM   #6
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That all looks disturbingly familier [img]smile.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/1drunk.gif[/img]
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Old 04-27-2003, 08:32 PM   #7

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Sacrilege! [img]graemlins/saywhat.gif[/img]
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Old 04-27-2003, 09:04 PM   #8

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There's no such thing as too much beer
Sure there is. If you run out, that means there is too much beer at the store.

12. Your twin sons are named Barley and Hops.
My brother is always talking about getting two dogs and nameing them "Gin" and "Tonic".
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Old 04-28-2003, 11:17 AM   #9
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good one!!

Catch me if you can..
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Old 04-28-2003, 11:34 AM   #10

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This is so hillarious I printed it
Some of my friends just have to see this...
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