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Old 05-27-2001, 04:38 PM   #231
jabidas
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Ahaha does anyone want to head over to the radiant heart I want to go release some pitfiends and then fry all the people going to church. So thats a no then , bunch of bloddy do gooders.

Jabidas sees a cowled one sneaking away under a table hands slipping in slick blood , ambles over and kicks him hard in the ribs allof the enforcers air comes out in a single gasp and he crumples in on himself trying to breath air in. The sorcerer pulls out his bone knife and winks at the injured mage and whispers in a comforting tone 'is is only going to hurt a little' then sighs and continues 'I tell a lie this is going to be excruciating'

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Old 05-27-2001, 04:49 PM   #232
Bruce The Aussie
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artemis shouts for azure for a weapons check. it seems everyone but tessa is hideing a weapon on them.


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Old 05-27-2001, 04:52 PM   #233
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Jan walks in and drops a smelly one.
Oops - Turnips!!
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Old 05-27-2001, 06:39 PM   #234
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Quote:
Originally posted by Deddard:
Jan walks in and drops a smelly one.
Oops - Turnips!!
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LOL!!
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Some of the Wizards end up in the bar from outside. Cheesy crushes one between his great fists.
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Tiddles' teeth extend to LONG fangs and he chomps straight through the groin of another one (the expression on his face is priceless)
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Lord Shield calmly walks up to one and touches him. He drops like a rock, unconscious. Another wizard blasts LS with a Lightning Bolt. LS appears to absorb the bolt, his eyes crackle and it strikes the casting wizard magnified. One fissioned wizard!!
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Melusine flits around and, approaching another 2 wizards, pulls their underpants over their heads


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In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is pimp
 
Old 05-27-2001, 07:13 PM   #235
Melusine
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Sorry for OOC but, are you there LS?? Didn't see you on MSN
Saw your pic at Stealthy's site...cute!
I have uploaded some ancient pictures of myself tonight (none more recent than two years old, the eldest 6 years old even)
must go now... work today

Melusine starts fluttering up to her private bedroom in the Inn.... but then she turns and grins an impish smile... who's for a big pillow fight?

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Old 05-27-2001, 07:55 PM   #236
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Not on MSN - just popped in briefly before returning to BG1 game. A pillow fight. The bartender scratches his chin thoughtfully ,and out of the air conjures a pillow elemental - he'll knock the stuffing out of the wizzies

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Old 05-28-2001, 07:57 AM   #237
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Pillow fight - hmm
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- that is the sound of a pillow hitting Melusine on the back of the head

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Old 05-28-2001, 08:43 AM   #238
Nevyn
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nevyn awakened from his tiny sleep.
"oh oh, what`s happening here"?
he got a pillow in his face,
"dam, that hurt, who casted it"?
he saw that a wizzie had casted hold person on the bartender so he lost his pillow
the mage started summoning a pit fiend.
Nevyn hastly casted
MAGIC MISSILE to break of the spell, HIT, but.........to late.
A horrible pit fiend was summoned to the bar.
Nevyn didn`t have time for the fiend,
he realiced that the enemy mage was casting magic missile on him.
SPELL DEFLECTION, the spell rebound and was going after the caster.
HIT.
Nevyn was tired and casted
IMPRISONMENT, the mage was gone.
The fiend was still in the bar, but Nevyn gave him to someone else.

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Old 05-28-2001, 09:02 AM   #239
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Hold Person? Me? If someone did that, I'd abandon the paralysed shell. In fact:
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The bartender stands still - out of him flows a crackling energy with an Eye in the middle. It looks balefully at the Pit Fiend. Having an INT greater than a child, the Pit Fiend goes "Eep" and disappears back to hell

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Old 05-28-2001, 10:40 AM   #240
AzureWolf
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Azure shouts out "Weapon check!" and waits with a gleam in his eyes impatient hands held out in front of him.
"There will be severe consequences for weapons not being handed over this instant" he yelled eying the trouble makers of the room
As an afterthought he added "Oh yeah pillows ARE allowed here"

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