01-28-2002, 10:54 AM | #1 |
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Changes in Marriage
When you are dating..... Farting is never an issue When you are married ....You make sure there's nothing flammable near your husband...... at all times When you are dating..... He takes you out to have a good time When you are married ....He brings home a 6 pack, and says "What are you going to drink?" When you are dating..... He holds your hand in public When you are married ....He flicks your ear in public When you are dating..... A Single bed for 2 isn't THAT bad When you are married ....A King size bed feels like an army cot When you are dating..... You are turned on at the sight of him naked When you are married ....You think to yourself...."Was he ALWAYS this hairy????" When you are dating..... You enjoyed foreplay When you are married ....You tell him "If we have sex, will you leave me alone???" When you are dating..... He hugs you, when he walks by you ...for no reason When you are married ....He grabs your boob any chance he gets When you are dating..... You picture the two of you together, growing old together When you are married ....You wonder who will die first When you are dating..... Just looking at him makes you feel all "mushy" When you are married ....When you look at him, you want to claw his eyes out. When you are dating..... He knows what the "hamper" is When you are married ....The floor will suffice as a dirty clothes storage area When you are dating..... He understands if you "aren't in the mood" When you are married ....He says "It's your job." When you are dating..... He understands that you have "male" friends When you are married ....He thinks they are all out to steal you away When you are dating..... He likes to "discuss" things When you are married ....He develops a "blank" stare When you are dating..... He calls you by name When you are married ....He calls you "Hey" and refers to you when speaking to others as "She. |
01-28-2002, 11:23 AM | #2 |
Mephistopheles
Join Date: August 30, 2001
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Oh no---wait til I tell my beloved Budha that we're doing it all wrong!!! Married all this while and still carrying on like we were only dating!!!
ROTFL......except for the dirty clothes, the 'blank stare' and sometimes the male friends out to steal me...... [ 01-28-2002: Message edited by: Garnet FalconDance ]
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01-28-2002, 11:59 AM | #3 |
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I was thinking that maybe the men jokes were in retaliation for the blond jokes... but then I checked and you posted the Blond jokes too!
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01-28-2002, 12:01 PM | #4 |
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Lol, this reminds me of Married with children.
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01-28-2002, 01:19 PM | #5 |
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Haha funny stuff
Although unfortunately it appears some of it is not far from the truth judging by some of my married friends........
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01-28-2002, 01:50 PM | #6 |
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*scribble scribble* - gonna have to change these when I take over the world
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01-28-2002, 01:55 PM | #7 |
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LOL, LOL! That's funny!
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