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Old 03-07-2003, 07:35 AM   #1
Arvon
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Smart Rednecks

"Hello, is this the police?"

"Yes, what do you want?"

"I'm calling to report my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood."

"Thank you very much for the call, sir."

The next day, cops descend on Billy Bob's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They swore at Billy Bob and left.

The phone rings at Billy Bob's house.

"Hey, Billy Bob! Did the police come?"

"Yeah!"

"Did they chop your firewood?"

"Yep."

"Happy Birthday, Buddy!"

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Old 03-07-2003, 08:08 AM   #2
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Hehehehe...Oh well. [img]graemlins/uhoh2.gif[/img]
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Old 03-07-2003, 02:38 PM   #3
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hehe, what a smart fellow.
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Old 03-07-2003, 02:55 PM   #4
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Good joke!

I heard similar one tho, but it involved kalashnikovs buried in the garden and potato seeding.
You have to understand, we had a war here.
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