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11-15-2002, 08:46 PM
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Manshoon
 Join Date: November 2, 2002
Location: Calgary, Alberta
Age: 37
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Some of you have probably seen this one b4
Dilbert's salary theorem Anonymous Dilbert's "Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people." This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following two postulates: Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power. Postulate 2: Time is Money. As every engineer knows: Power = Work/Time Since: Knowledge = Power Time = Money Knowledge = Work/Money Solving for Money, we get: Money = Work/Knowledge Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done. Conclusion: The less you know, the more you make.
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11-15-2002, 08:51 PM
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Quintesson
 Join Date: August 7, 2002
Location: Oakville (next to the T.O.), Ontario, Canada
Age: 34
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Yes, that must be it.
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