Blondes beware

RoSs_bg2_rox · 08-30-2004, 11:46 AM

forenote:I got this from Dron Cah (Drew), so don't blame me in anyway

> >Subject: Blondes
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >DEAD BMW
> >A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it
> >died.
> >
> >After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.
> >She says, "What's the story?"
> >He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor."
> >She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"
> >
> >SPEEDING TICKET
> >A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if
he
> >could see her license.
> >She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just
> >yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show
it
> >to you!"
> >
> >KNITTING
> >A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway.
> >Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the
> >wheel was knitting Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing
lights
> >and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn
and
> >yelled, "PULL OVER!"
> >"NO!" the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!"
> >
> >
> >IN A VACUUM
> >A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She
> >rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her question was,
"If
> >you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?" She
> >thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"
> >
> >IT'S ABOUT TIME
> >A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and
> >asked her what their names were.
> >The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named
> >Timex.
> >Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?"
> >"HelOOOooo," answered the blond. "They're watch dogs!"
> >

SecretMaster · 08-30-2004, 11:56 AM

Funny, very funny. The last one is corny, but I think speeding ticket is the funniest.

Harkoliar · 08-30-2004, 11:57 AM

*groan* love (hate) the last one

Dron_Cah · 08-30-2004, 05:18 PM

Hey, I take no responsibility for this!! [img]tongue.gif[/img]
They are "lmao" worthy, though!

[ 08-30-2004, 05:19 PM: Message edited by: Dron_Cah ]

Hivetyrant · 08-30-2004, 07:46 PM

Hahahah, those were great [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]

Kakero · 08-30-2004, 11:08 PM

seen all before.

LordKathen · 08-30-2004, 11:20 PM

"IN A VACUUM"... [img]graemlins/awesomework.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

Har'oloth · 08-31-2004, 03:48 AM

Crap in your carburator? man sick!!!
next time i will check my girls carburator first!

08-30-2004, 11:46 AM	#1
RoSs_bg2_rox Zartan Join Date: May 20, 2003 Location: Near Aberdeen, Scotland Age: 34 Posts: 5,225	forenote:I got this from Dron Cah (Drew), so don't blame me in anyway > >Subject: Blondes > > > > > > > > > > > >DEAD BMW > >A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it > >died. > > > >After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. > >She says, "What's the story?" > >He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor." > >She asks, "How often do I have to do that?" > > > >SPEEDING TICKET > >A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he > >could see her license. > >She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just > >yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it > >to you!" > > > >KNITTING > >A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. > >Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the > >wheel was knitting Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights > >and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and > >yelled, "PULL OVER!" > >"NO!" the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!" > > > > > >IN A VACUUM > >A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She > >rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her question was, "If > >you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?" She > >thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?" > > > >IT'S ABOUT TIME > >A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and > >asked her what their names were. > >The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named > >Timex. > >Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?" > >"HelOOOooo," answered the blond. "They're watch dogs!" > > __________________ [img]\"http://img.ranchoweb.com/images/ladyzekke/dragonwater2.gif\" alt=\" - \" />

08-30-2004, 11:57 AM	#3
Harkoliar Jack Burton Join Date: March 21, 2001 Location: Philippines, but now Harbor City Sydney Age: 41 Posts: 5,556	groan love (hate) the last one __________________ Catch me if you can..

08-30-2004, 11:20 PM	#7
LordKathen Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: September 15, 2002 Location: Kennewick, WA Age: 52 Posts: 3,166	"IN A VACUUM"... [img]graemlins/awesomework.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] __________________

08-31-2004, 03:48 AM	#8
Har'oloth Manshoon Join Date: September 28, 2001 Location: The Netherlands Age: 39 Posts: 209	Crap in your carburator? man sick!!! next time i will check my girls carburator first! __________________ [img]\"http://www.chemieforum.nl/downloads/siggoed.jpg\" alt=\" - \" /><br /><br />Nobody can stop the tiger at lunchtime!

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08-30-2004, 11:56 AM	#2
SecretMaster Apophis Join Date: October 19, 2001 Location: New York Age: 37 Posts: 4,666	Funny, very funny. The last one is corny, but I think speeding ticket is the funniest.

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