BG2 Bar Part 3 - The Search for Beer

[Reeka]

*Now Reeka knows that she DEFINITELY wants that table by the water feature*

*To Jabidas she says*

Exploding ogres and hobgloblins, how charming.

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O_H_F

*Once Reeka and Angel get their new table*

Angel says to Reeka "One of these days I will take you to Evermeet and my home city of Myrravin. I will also take you to see the Queen of Evermeet."

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[jabidas]

Why not i reckon that theyd be quite amusing or at the very least they would amuse me, I could sit in the corner by myself and explode ogres and perhaps gigle nervously every so often. When everyone goes away i could sit in the cellar of the bar and sharpen my knives for the upcoming apocylypse.

Phsyco ramblings aside what the hell is there to do anyway (go tell someone how to beat Kangaxx again i suppose)we must do something for our amusment and with that in mind its time to get a drink.

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[jabidas]

In reference to Kangaxx i found this it might be interesting its from Baldurdash (theres a link in planet bg on the links page not hosted)In old Athkatla in a house down by the dock
Lies an undead necromancer with a death trap on his lock.
If you should meet him you'll be soon deep down in rock
Sent by the Demi-Lich that they call Kangaxx.

If you're a brave one and your weapons are +4
And you've found the golden remains from the other tombs before:
With luck and skill you won't end up at Toril's core.
There must be fifty ways to kill your Kangaxx...
...Fifty ways to kill your Kangaxx.

So don't forget to pocket pick, Rick,
When he's just a plain lich, Mitch,
You'll get two Rings of Gaxx, Max,
Wear cumulatively.

You'll just get one to start, Bart.
And when the first lich is slain, Jane
He'll go to Demi-Lich state, Nate:
Act immediately.

Read your Protection from Magic, Vajic,
Or all read Scrolls of Undead, Fred,
But not until he's gone Demi, Remi,
Or he won't talk to thee.

Summon up a Wizard Eye, Guy;
Kangaxx can't imprison that, Matt.
Cast yourself a Spell Immune, June,
Abjuration's the key.

What sort of weapons does it take to fell this foe
Who's survived without a challenge since centuries ago?
Are they expensive and where do you have to go...
...To get rid of Kangaxx?

Some tools are pricey; perhaps you have no cash to spare
And you can't shoplift from Ribald as the Amnish Guard is there.
With all your abilities it doesn't seem unfair
To have a cheaper way of killing Kangaxx...
...Cheaper way of killing Kangaxx...

Wield the Improved Disrupting Mace, Grace,
Or the Sling of Everard, Gerrard,
You could use the Staff Of Rynn, Lynn,
Better than +3.

Knock him down with Crom Faeyr, Blair,
Or the Magi's Stave, Dave,
Could try the Withering Spear, Keir,
To kill him expensively.

But, the Carsomyr sword, Gord,
Soulreaver from the Demon Knight, Dwight,
Cutthroat from the tomb of Bodhi, Cody:
Can be had for free.

So make all the snares you can, Dan,
And every Fire Elemental, Yentl.
Get Hasted and Berserk, Kirk,
For 55K X.P.



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Any summonings should be done elsewhere. Things will happen i nthis bar (think of me as GM) but I allow quite lulls for character development (e.g., Yoshimo training Caleb in pin-dancing.
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A gateway opens in the bar. Through it steps a 15' tall, bat-winged humanoid shadow with triple-mandibles. Strangely enough, paladins can NOT detect evil in it despite its appearance. He respectfully passes the sword to Lord Shield (ignoring all patrons) then turns and leaves. The gate closes behind him.
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LS passes the sword to Azurewolf for safekeeping
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In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is pimp

[jabidas]

What a strnge interlude. CAn you make the demon do tricks? I wanna see it juggle or do a strange jig on the table.

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[Reeka]

That would be quite an honor, Angel. From what very little I know of the Avariel, they do not normally allow outsiders into Evermeet.

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O_H_F

The Umbras can do plenty of tricks. They were designed to destroy avatars of Gods breaking the divine intervention rules.
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They can create fogs, change their shape, create all sorts of effects with darkness, immensely strong. All darkloings regenerate in darkness and are nearly undetectable
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Never made them juggle tho

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In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is pimp

[Raze]

Originally posted by Lord Shield: The Umbras can do plenty of tricks. They were designed to destroy avatars of Gods breaking the divine intervention rules. . They can create fogs, change their shape, create all sorts of effects with darkness, immensely strong. All darkloings regenerate in darkness and are nearly undetectable . Never made them juggle tho

I've heard that they also have a beutiful singing voice.

[Neb]

Kivan sits at the bar drinking a flagon of Forever Ale, when a Sorcerer wanders in through the door, the Sorcerer hands Azure his Staff Of The Magi, and walks over towards Kivan, when he gets over to Kivan he says "Hello my friend! It is I Nebucadnezzar!", Kivan and Nebucadnezzar sit down and drink Forever Ale, and talk about the quests they have been on together.