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04-04-2003, 09:55 AM
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Lord Ao
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Got this from email - from my Boss no less!
--------------------------------------------- News in PHYSICS - New Element Discovered A major research institution recently announced the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science. This new element tentatively has been named "Corporatium". Corporatium has 1 neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 111 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by a force called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Since Corporatium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected as it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A minute amount of Corporatium causes one reaction to take over 4 days to complete when it would normally take less than a second. Corporatium has a normal half-life of 3 years; it does not decay but instead undergoes a reorganization, in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons and assistant deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, Corporatium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization causes some morons to become neutrons forming isodopes. This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to speculate that Corporatium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. (Is that why we hold meetings?) This hypothetical quantity is referred to as "Critical Morass." You will know it when you see it...
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04-04-2003, 10:04 AM
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Ironworks Moderator
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This is so completely and utterly true it's scary
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04-04-2003, 12:39 PM
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Unicorn
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Saw something simular, but still funny!
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04-04-2003, 03:10 PM
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40th Level Warrior
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haha! I see. too funny though.
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04-04-2003, 04:55 PM
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Ra
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[img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] good one
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04-05-2003, 10:34 AM
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Jack Burton
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nice one! [img]smile.gif[/img]
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