Cut-sene

250 · 03-25-2001, 03:18 PM

a dark figure is boxed in the middle of five men, the men looked very mean and tough. however, the dark figure appeared to be calm and unmoved by the situation.

Yorik (dark figure): " you dare to attack me? do you know who you face! "

Bruce (thug in red) : " no one cross the Kat clan and live! "

Yorick: " hah! not me! not me, got it??!! "

Azreall (thug in blue): " err... nope, brothers, let us get him and we shall celberate later."

the battle began

Yorick (dark figure): " you shall suffer, you all shall suffer!!"

Yorick began to talk with such enthusiastic everyone just hang their jaw open listenning him to recite history from mid-age euope to stony age asia as well folklores of all culture...

five mins later

Yorick: "so, the child of bhaal has escaped, you are more resourceful than I thought. "

LadyRae: "you will not torture us anymore!"

Yorick: " torture? silly girl, you just dont get what I am doing, do you? I was doing it for my own sadistic pleasure."

The Relic jumps on his feet, his face red with anger and began beating on Yorick.

Relic: "YOU WILL PAY!! JUSTICE WILL BE SERVED!! DIEZ EVILDOER!!"

Yorick: "ENOUGH! I will not tolerate the babbling of child!"

several robed figures teleported in

Momnoch #1: "this is illegal use of spam, you must stop!"

Yorick: " Must I be interrupted every turn?!"

Momnoch #2: " Dont force me do this, I will try to be nice, but cease your spam casting! "

Yorick: " you bore me modling! "

Momnoch #3: "your power is immense, but I am moderate, unless you dont want to come here anymore, now stop and come with us. dont make my life harder!"

Yorick: " fine, take me, but you will take him as well!"

250 looked as if in shock and horror :" NOO!!! WHAT DID I DO!!!??"

Memnoch:" you are the idiot who posted this thread, are you not? now come with me!"

and the people teleport out... everything is back to peace again... or maybe not

Killer · 03-26-2001, 01:17 PM

lol
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death is the way of life Killer

Yorick · 03-26-2001, 04:46 PM

Oh that is priceless Wei, an absolute screamer

Very very funny mate.

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Bruce The Aussie · 03-26-2001, 04:51 PM

Nice one

03-26-2001, 04:57 PM

Cool, but be warned "Momnoch" will have his revenge...

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Memnoch · 03-26-2001, 07:09 PM

Very funny, I am impressed 250. And nary a swear word in sight.

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250 · 03-26-2001, 08:42 PM

heh, ty ty, I am glad you like it

Memnoch · 03-26-2001, 10:15 PM

250, I might move this to General Discussion, not because you did anything wrong, ONLY because I think it's one of the funniest things I've ever read and I want the rest of the crowd to see it. It will still be available for viewing here in this forum.

Good work! So you HAVE been following the spam threads

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250 Horus - Egyptian Sky God Join Date: March 4, 2001 Location: either CA or MO Age: 42 Posts: 2,674	a dark figure is boxed in the middle of five men, the men looked very mean and tough. however, the dark figure appeared to be calm and unmoved by the situation. Yorik (dark figure): " you dare to attack me? do you know who you face! " Bruce (thug in red) : " no one cross the Kat clan and live! " Yorick: " hah! not me! not me, got it??!! " Azreall (thug in blue): " err... nope, brothers, let us get him and we shall celberate later." the battle began Yorick (dark figure): " you shall suffer, you all shall suffer!!" Yorick began to talk with such enthusiastic everyone just hang their jaw open listenning him to recite history from mid-age euope to stony age asia as well folklores of all culture... five mins later Yorick: "so, the child of bhaal has escaped, you are more resourceful than I thought. " LadyRae: "you will not torture us anymore!" Yorick: " torture? silly girl, you just dont get what I am doing, do you? I was doing it for my own sadistic pleasure." The Relic jumps on his feet, his face red with anger and began beating on Yorick. Relic: "YOU WILL PAY!! JUSTICE WILL BE SERVED!! DIEZ EVILDOER!!" Yorick: "ENOUGH! I will not tolerate the babbling of child!" several robed figures teleported in Momnoch #1: "this is illegal use of spam, you must stop!" Yorick: " Must I be interrupted every turn?!" Momnoch #2: " Dont force me do this, I will try to be nice, but cease your spam casting! " Yorick: " you bore me modling! " Momnoch #3: "your power is immense, but I am moderate, unless you dont want to come here anymore, now stop and come with us. dont make my life harder!" Yorick: " fine, take me, but you will take him as well!" 250 looked as if in shock and horror :" NOO!!! WHAT DID I DO!!!??" Memnoch:" you are the idiot who posted this thread, are you not? now come with me!" and the people teleport out... everything is back to peace again... or maybe not

03-26-2001, 01:17 PM	#2
Killer Banned User Join Date: March 13, 2001 Location: sweden Posts: 349	lol . . . . . death is the way of life Killer

03-26-2001, 04:46 PM	#3
Yorick Very Mad Bird Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Breukelen (over the river from New Amsterdam) Age: 52 Posts: 9,246	Oh that is priceless Wei, an absolute screamer Very very funny mate. ------------------ Where were Hamlet and Horatio when I needed them?! A fair dinkum laughing Hyena!

03-26-2001, 04:51 PM	#4
Bruce The Aussie Fzoul Chembryl Join Date: March 2, 2001 Location: Chaotica (london,england) Age: 37 Posts: 1,798	Nice one

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03-26-2001, 07:09 PM	#6
Memnoch Ironworks Moderator Join Date: February 28, 2001 Location: Boston/Sydney Posts: 11,771	Very funny, I am impressed 250. And nary a swear word in sight. ------------------ Memnoch - Custodian of the Order of the Holy Flame

03-26-2001, 08:42 PM	#7
250 Horus - Egyptian Sky God Join Date: March 4, 2001 Location: either CA or MO Age: 42 Posts: 2,674	heh, ty ty, I am glad you like it

03-26-2001, 10:15 PM	#8
Memnoch Ironworks Moderator Join Date: February 28, 2001 Location: Boston/Sydney Posts: 11,771	250, I might move this to General Discussion, not because you did anything wrong, ONLY because I think it's one of the funniest things I've ever read and I want the rest of the crowd to see it. It will still be available for viewing here in this forum. Good work! So you HAVE been following the spam threads ------------------ Memnoch - Custodian of the Order of the Holy Flame

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