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Old 10-06-2007, 11:21 PM   #11
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Aeroplanes don't crash in international waters. Only Trains.

If three blondes stand next to each other in a line, what is the sum, the square root and the hypotenuse?
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Old 10-07-2007, 01:48 AM   #12
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Aeroplanes don't crash in international waters. Only Trains.

If three blondes stand next to each other in a line, what is the sum, the square root and the hypotenuse?

It doesn't matter, because Choc ate them all for dinner!

Why are toilet bowels so low to the ground?
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Old 10-07-2007, 01:54 AM   #13
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So that the toilet gremlins can clean them with ease.

Where do the toilet gremlins get their training?
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Old 10-07-2007, 05:45 AM   #14
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So that the toilet gremlins can clean them with ease.

Where do the toilet gremlins get their training?
In international waters.

Are you a genie? (genies are rich and powerful, you know)
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Old 10-07-2007, 09:56 AM   #15
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Only on Thursdays.

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Old 10-19-2007, 10:58 AM   #16
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With water chestnuts.

Is thread necromancy dead?
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Old 10-19-2007, 07:52 PM   #17
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Nope, it's alive and living in New York.

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Old 10-19-2007, 07:57 PM   #18
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Not really, it happens all the time.

Why can't you find naturally blue prawns?
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Old 10-20-2007, 01:28 AM   #19
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Because, in chess, prawns can only be black or white. If they dye their hair, they're trendy, and are called shrimp.

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Old 10-20-2007, 08:40 AM   #20
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Because no one else will.

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