Greetings to newcomers

250 · 01-15-2002, 09:08 AM

**bow down humbly**

I, 250, One Who Owns Truth, is the maturest kind you can find here. As a matter of fact, I will be the most maturestest person you will ever find in your miserable life span. It doesnt matter to me, however, because your pathetic little world is not of my concern, which is infinitely AND ultimately, greater and grander **gives the prophecy look**

Anyway, even as I am speaking to you, my precious time is slipping. It is thus no less damaging than murdering planet earth. So I will be fast here. As you may already guessed, I possess infinite wisedom and knowledge beyond your bornt-deficent human mind.

To make the matter short, I will cut straight to the matter. As a matter of fact, I dont talk in circles, nor do I speak in riddle. The matter of my concern is, I speak the matter plainly, and you dont know the least matter of the matter of my concern!!! HOW DARE YOU!!!! **maniac face**

**gradually calm down**

sorry, kinda lost control there. the matter: (dont start with me) this forum MAY be good, but there are evils lurking behind every shadow. I warn you, newcomers. Don't let your guard down! Why? You can surely feel the greedy eyes preying upon you at this VERY MOMENT.

Be ware the shadow that walks
Be ware the wind that whispers
Be ware the moon that bleeds
Be ware the beast that hunts
Be ware the blood that burns
and worst of all, be ware of the greatest Evil of Mankind, the doom of Humanity, the Purest form of Darkness and Lust beyond your mornoic comprehsion, the TRUE MANIFEST OF EVIL:

BE WARE THE 250 THAT SPAMS!

[img]graemlins/lightning.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/lightning.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/lightning.gif[/img]

thank you

**bows as he makes an exit**

[ 01-15-2002: Message edited by: 250 ]

250 · 01-15-2002, 09:16 AM

actually, a rather swift exit before the Nannies return

Lifetime · 01-15-2002, 09:29 AM

250, I think its time for your medication..

250 · 01-15-2002, 09:31 AM

quote:
Originally posted by Lifetime:
250, I think its time for your medication..

again??? damn!!! why...

I am already on med... wait.. let me see... it says opiume, is it a substitute of prozac or something like that?

Garnet FalconDance · 01-15-2002, 09:31 AM

quote:
Originally posted by 250:
actually, a rather swift exit before the Nannies return

More like a quick exit before the men with those pretty white jackets come a'knocking!

Memnoch · 01-15-2002, 09:35 AM

quote:
Originally posted by 250:
actually, a rather swift exit before the Nannies return

Not nearly swift enough.

01-15-2002, 09:29 AM	#3
Lifetime Red Dragon Join Date: March 3, 2001 Location: Scotch College, Melbourne Posts: 1,503	250, I think its time for your medication.. __________________ \'Cause its always raining in my head. Forget all the things I should have said..

01-15-2002, 09:31 AM	#4
250 Horus - Egyptian Sky God Join Date: March 4, 2001 Location: either CA or MO Age: 42 Posts: 2,674	quote: Originally posted by Lifetime: 250, I think its time for your medication.. again??? damn!!! why... I am already on med... wait.. let me see... it says opiume, is it a substitute of prozac or something like that?

01-15-2002, 09:31 AM	#5
Garnet FalconDance Mephistopheles Join Date: August 30, 2001 Location: deep within the sylvan splendor.... Age: 60 Posts: 1,443	quote: Originally posted by 250: actually, a rather swift exit before the Nannies return More like a quick exit before the men with those pretty white jackets come a'knocking! __________________ "Nature tells every secret once." Ralph Waldo Emerson

01-15-2002, 09:35 AM	#6
Memnoch Ironworks Moderator Join Date: February 28, 2001 Location: Boston/Sydney Posts: 11,771	quote: Originally posted by 250: actually, a rather swift exit before the Nannies return Not nearly swift enough. __________________

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01-15-2002, 09:08 AM	#1
250 Horus - Egyptian Sky God Join Date: March 4, 2001 Location: either CA or MO Age: 42 Posts: 2,674	bow down humbly I, 250, One Who Owns Truth, is the maturest kind you can find here. As a matter of fact, I will be the most maturestest person you will ever find in your miserable life span. It doesnt matter to me, however, because your pathetic little world is not of my concern, which is infinitely AND ultimately, greater and grander gives the prophecy look Anyway, even as I am speaking to you, my precious time is slipping. It is thus no less damaging than murdering planet earth. So I will be fast here. As you may already guessed, I possess infinite wisedom and knowledge beyond your bornt-deficent human mind. To make the matter short, I will cut straight to the matter. As a matter of fact, I dont talk in circles, nor do I speak in riddle. The matter of my concern is, I speak the matter plainly, and you dont know the least matter of the matter of my concern!!! HOW DARE YOU!!!! maniac face gradually calm down sorry, kinda lost control there. the matter: (dont start with me) this forum MAY be good, but there are evils lurking behind every shadow. I warn you, newcomers. Don't let your guard down! Why? You can surely feel the greedy eyes preying upon you at this VERY MOMENT. Be ware the shadow that walks Be ware the wind that whispers Be ware the moon that bleeds Be ware the beast that hunts Be ware the blood that burns and worst of all, be ware of the greatest Evil of Mankind, the doom of Humanity, the Purest form of Darkness and Lust beyond your mornoic comprehsion, the TRUE MANIFEST OF EVIL: BE WARE THE 250 THAT SPAMS! [img]graemlins/lightning.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/lightning.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/lightning.gif[/img] thank you bows as he makes an exit [ 01-15-2002: Message edited by: 250 ]

01-15-2002, 09:16 AM	#2
250 Horus - Egyptian Sky God Join Date: March 4, 2001 Location: either CA or MO Age: 42 Posts: 2,674	actually, a rather swift exit before the Nannies return

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