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05-06-2003, 12:41 PM
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There was this loser who couldn't get a date. He went to a bar and asked this one guy how to get a date. The guy said, "It's simple. I just say I'm a lawyer."
So the guy went up to a pretty woman and asked her out. After she said no he told her that it was probably a good thing because he had a case early in the morning. She said "Oh, you’re a lawyer?" He said, "Why yes I am!" So they went to his place and when they were in bed screwing, he started to laugh to himself. When she asked what was so funny he answered, "Well, I've only been a lawyer for 15 minutes, and I'm already screwing someone!"
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05-06-2003, 12:43 PM
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all men are pigs!!! [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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05-06-2003, 12:55 PM
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LOL.
Doesn't speak too well for that woman either if she only got interested after thinking he's a lawyer.
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05-06-2003, 01:15 PM
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I'd recomend putting a PG -13 warning on the post title at least
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05-06-2003, 01:18 PM
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05-06-2003, 05:46 PM
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maybe I can use the same method. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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