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Old 04-30-2003, 12:02 PM   #1
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An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer -- you're in the wrong place."
So, the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After awhile, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy.

One day, God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?"

Satan replies, "Hey, things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."

God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake -- he should never have gotten down there; send him up here."

Satan says, "No way." I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."

God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue."

Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"

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Old 04-30-2003, 12:25 PM   #2
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As soon as I read Hell I knew there was going to be a lawyer in this story.
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Old 04-30-2003, 12:33 PM   #3
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ahh...

x = such that ryan wants to be a great lawyer

lawyer = evil

x = lawyer

therefore;

x = evil...
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Old 04-30-2003, 06:57 PM   #4
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ha ha ha! laughing at your joke AND the dancing monkeys too!
 
Old 04-30-2003, 07:09 PM   #5
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lol, that's a nice one.

good equation bahamut.
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Old 04-30-2003, 11:17 PM   #6
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thank you kakero! [img]smile.gif[/img]

i didn't think that my ambition would really show what i really am.. wehehehe
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Old 05-01-2003, 07:06 AM   #7
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haha .. nice one!!
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Old 05-01-2003, 07:37 AM   #8
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ha ha ha! laughing at your joke AND the dancing monkeys too!
Thanks!! Now if I could just get them to stop dancing long enough to help me clean my apartment, I'd be all set
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Old 05-01-2003, 09:10 AM   #9
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[img]graemlins/hidesbehindsofa.gif[/img] Waiting for TL... *whispers---great joke harley!*
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ha ha ha! laughing at your joke AND the dancing monkeys too!
Thanks!! Now if I could just get them to stop dancing long enough to help me clean my apartment, I'd be all set [/QUOTE]hahahahaha! its me again laughing at the dancing monkeys. I just can't help it. every time i see a post or reply, i usually aim for the sigs and just ignore the words. go figure! i enjoy seeing the funny side of life. here's my other favorite smiley [img]graemlins/eating.gif[/img]
 
 


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