Funniest Thing in the game to do. - Page 6

12-27-2000, 12:15 AM

come on! I need more ideas of funny things to do!

666 · 05-01-2001, 05:42 PM

*bump*

[This message has been edited by 666 (edited 05-01-2001).]

MILAMBER · 05-01-2001, 05:49 PM

I think it was 250 who polymorphed Firkraag into a chicken. Oddly enough, the chicken retained Firkraags powers of magic and wing buffet. I haven't tried this yet, but it sounds hilarious!

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"The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his."
-General George Patton (1885-1945)

05-01-2001, 06:43 PM

Viconia controls the lich - Lord Raptor backstabs it. Because the lich has a 'green circle', he hides in shadows AGAIN
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and he backstabs again
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Repeat until lich go splatto

jabidas · 05-02-2001, 06:07 PM

unleash a pit fiend in the radiant heart compound

use limited wish to slow down your enemies by getting lots of rabits to fight them

Gargoyle · 05-02-2001, 06:10 PM

Dire charm some dungeon creature and then make him find all the traps for you !

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Time is only relevant if you have none !

Tancred · 05-02-2001, 10:02 PM

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Well, I had an arsenal of Dominations, Dire Charms etc all stored up. I was prepared to attempt the robbery of the century - get the Silver Dragon Eggs out of the Drow Temple Vault with no fighting, no bloodshed and without anyone even knowing I was there. So, I set to work.
About twenty castings later, I had finally charmed both Egg Guards, using the Law of Averages against their magical resistance. Nalia - Staff of the Magi in hand - enters the Vault to steal the eggs. The Golems activate, try to attack Nalia - but she fades from sight. So, what to the Golems try to kill? RIGHT! The Egg Guards!
Before I know it, the Golems are threatening to leave the Vault and rampage throughout the Temple. I run Nalia out of there ASAP, and send the guards into the Vault, to get killed by the Golems. Nalia shuts the door, and the party runs for it, hoping the deaths of the guards won't sound the alarm.
We wait. My hand readies to access the quicksave slot taken before my attempt. No alarm sounds... and I realise what this all looks like. The guards in the Vault, dead... the eggs still there... it doesn't even look as if I was there at all - and the 'culprits' are silenced permanently. Aaaah... the perfect crime!

Tancred

'Escape from Ust Natha' - Coming Soon!

Killer · 05-03-2001, 07:13 AM

the fuinest is sound cow and use infinite explorer and change some spells tex ressurations on global do o any thing died in that area come back to life
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death is the way of life Killer

Killer · 05-03-2001, 07:14 AM

the fuinest is sound cow and use infinite explorer and change some spells tex ressurations on global do o any thing died in that area come back to life
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death is the way of life Killer

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12-27-2000, 12:15 AM	#51
Jon the Hell Caster Guest Posts: n/a	come on! I need more ideas of funny things to do!

05-01-2001, 05:42 PM	#52
666 Elite Waterdeep Guard Join Date: March 20, 2001 Location: London Posts: 41	bump [This message has been edited by 666 (edited 05-01-2001).]

05-01-2001, 05:49 PM	#53
MILAMBER Lord Soth Join Date: March 5, 2001 Location: Southern California Posts: 1,948	I think it was 250 who polymorphed Firkraag into a chicken. Oddly enough, the chicken retained Firkraags powers of magic and wing buffet. I haven't tried this yet, but it sounds hilarious! ------------------ "The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his." -General George Patton (1885-1945)

05-01-2001, 06:43 PM	#54
Lord Shield Guest Posts: n/a	Viconia controls the lich - Lord Raptor backstabs it. Because the lich has a 'green circle', he hides in shadows AGAIN . and he backstabs again . Repeat until lich go splatto

05-02-2001, 06:07 PM	#55
jabidas Silver Dragon Join Date: March 14, 2001 Location: Agharti. Mountains of Madness Posts: 1,673	unleash a pit fiend in the radiant heart compound use limited wish to slow down your enemies by getting lots of rabits to fight them

05-02-2001, 06:10 PM	#56
Gargoyle Manshoon Join Date: April 4, 2001 Location: Australia Posts: 188	Dire charm some dungeon creature and then make him find all the traps for you ! ------------------ Time is only relevant if you have none !

05-02-2001, 10:02 PM	#57
Tancred White Dragon Join Date: April 1, 2001 Location: UK Age: 43 Posts: 1,893	SPOILER > > > > > > > > > > > > Well, I had an arsenal of Dominations, Dire Charms etc all stored up. I was prepared to attempt the robbery of the century - get the Silver Dragon Eggs out of the Drow Temple Vault with no fighting, no bloodshed and without anyone even knowing I was there. So, I set to work. About twenty castings later, I had finally charmed both Egg Guards, using the Law of Averages against their magical resistance. Nalia - Staff of the Magi in hand - enters the Vault to steal the eggs. The Golems activate, try to attack Nalia - but she fades from sight. So, what to the Golems try to kill? RIGHT! The Egg Guards! Before I know it, the Golems are threatening to leave the Vault and rampage throughout the Temple. I run Nalia out of there ASAP, and send the guards into the Vault, to get killed by the Golems. Nalia shuts the door, and the party runs for it, hoping the deaths of the guards won't sound the alarm. We wait. My hand readies to access the quicksave slot taken before my attempt. No alarm sounds... and I realise what this all looks like. The guards in the Vault, dead... the eggs still there... it doesn't even look as if I was there at all - and the 'culprits' are silenced permanently. Aaaah... the perfect crime! Tancred 'Escape from Ust Natha' - Coming Soon!

05-03-2001, 07:13 AM	#58
Killer Banned User Join Date: March 13, 2001 Location: sweden Posts: 349	the fuinest is sound cow and use infinite explorer and change some spells tex ressurations on global do o any thing died in that area come back to life . . . . . death is the way of life Killer

05-03-2001, 07:14 AM	#59
Killer Banned User Join Date: March 13, 2001 Location: sweden Posts: 349	the fuinest is sound cow and use infinite explorer and change some spells tex ressurations on global do o any thing died in that area come back to life . . . . . death is the way of life Killer

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