For Those Who Love BG, NWN, and KotOR: Humor

Attalus · 08-19-2004, 10:42 AM

Look here.

Timber Loftis · 08-19-2004, 12:15 PM

I laughed til I cried. I wet myself. [img]graemlins/erm.gif[/img]

Attalus · 08-19-2004, 01:04 PM

Thanks, Timber. [img]smile.gif[/img]

Dron_Cah · 08-19-2004, 03:03 PM

RotFLMAO!! [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img]

Ha! Well, that paladin/jedi surely didn't abide the codes! Go, !! Just curious, is the Lessa that Aribeth mentions the same Lessa from the Dragonriders of Pern books?

Also, congrats on 7k, Attalus. [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]

Attalus · 08-19-2004, 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dron_Cah:
RotFLMAO!! [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img]

Ha! Well, that paladin/jedi surely didn't abide the codes! Go, !! Just curious, is the Lessa that Aribeth mentions the same Lessa from the Dragonriders of Pern books?

Also, congrats on 7k, Attalus. [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]

Yep, good pickup. Thanks, Dron_Cah.

Luvian · 08-19-2004, 03:19 PM

Cool, I like that guy...

Attalus · 08-19-2004, 05:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Luvian:
Cool, I like that guy...

You mean the indefatigable < charname >? He's an example to us all.

[ 08-19-2004, 05:52 PM: Message edited by: Attalus ]

Hivetyrant · 08-20-2004, 09:11 AM

Wow, that was great Attalus! [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]

Attalus · 08-20-2004, 02:53 PM

Wait, there's more!

Aribeth and the Jedi Act II, scene 5.

(the scene: the Ebon Hawk, the corridor leading to the starbord crew quarters. Charname opens door, looks carefully around, takes the tie off the doorknob, wonders briefly what a tie is doing in the Ebon Hawk,, shrugs and starts aft. He staggers a bit, quickly uses two Strength Packs, and continues to the cargo bay. There he finds IMOEN, asleep in a double sleeping bag. Thankfully, he lays down next to her and closes his eyes. IMOEN quickly awakens.)

IMOEN: Heya, big fella. What took you so long? (she hugs him)

Charname: (groans) Immy, can I sleep for just a minute? I've had a really hard day. (she giggles) I mean...

IMOEN: (hugs him tighter) I know what you mean. This is me, remember? I recall you tapping on my window in Candlekeep, saying it was cold and you wanted to come in. (she giggles again) How old were we? Couldn't have been more than fourteen.

Charname: (sleepily) Yeah, fourteen, I guess...

IMOEN: Hey, Mission is fourteen! Have you put the moves on her, yet? I've seen her look kinda yearningly at you.

Charname: (indignantly)Of couse not! What do you take me for? Some kind of child molester?

IMOEN: Oh, Charname! Like I said, this is me, remember?

Charname: Well, there is that Wookiee. Besides, I'm saving her for KotOR II.

IMOEN: (sagely) Well, that makes sense. How about Juhani?

Charname From the way she looks at you when you change clothes, I don't think I have much of a shot at Catwoman.

IMOEN: (giggles) Well, you could be right. I've seen her putting flowers in Aribeth's cabin. Hmm, you seem pretty awake to me. (Dives under the covers) Yep! (jumps on him again)

Charname: Here we go, again! (ClIcks Adrenal Alarcrity Pack)
(Fade)
EDIT: Damned HTML

[ 08-20-2004, 07:11 PM: Message edited by: Attalus ]

Xen · 08-20-2004, 05:00 PM

ROFLMAO! That was one of the best laughs I ever had in my life. [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]

08-19-2004, 10:42 AM	#1
Attalus Symbol of Bane Join Date: November 26, 2001 Location: Texas Age: 75 Posts: 8,167	Look here. __________________ Even Heroes sometimes fail...

08-19-2004, 01:04 PM	#3
Attalus Symbol of Bane Join Date: November 26, 2001 Location: Texas Age: 75 Posts: 8,167	Thanks, Timber. [img]smile.gif[/img] __________________ Even Heroes sometimes fail...

08-19-2004, 03:19 PM	#6
Luvian Ironworks Moderator Join Date: June 27, 2001 Location: Montreal, Quebec, Canada Age: 43 Posts: 6,763	Cool, I like that guy... __________________ Once upon a time in Canada...

08-20-2004, 02:53 PM	#9
Attalus Symbol of Bane Join Date: November 26, 2001 Location: Texas Age: 75 Posts: 8,167	Wait, there's more! Aribeth and the Jedi Act II, scene 5. (the scene: the Ebon Hawk, the corridor leading to the starbord crew quarters. Charname opens door, looks carefully around, takes the tie off the doorknob, wonders briefly what a tie is doing in the Ebon Hawk,, shrugs and starts aft. He staggers a bit, quickly uses two Strength Packs, and continues to the cargo bay. There he finds IMOEN, asleep in a double sleeping bag. Thankfully, he lays down next to her and closes his eyes. IMOEN quickly awakens.) IMOEN: Heya, big fella. What took you so long? (she hugs him) Charname: (groans) Immy, can I sleep for just a minute? I've had a really hard day. (she giggles) I mean... IMOEN: (hugs him tighter) I know what you mean. This is me, remember? I recall you tapping on my window in Candlekeep, saying it was cold and you wanted to come in. (she giggles again) How old were we? Couldn't have been more than fourteen. Charname: (sleepily) Yeah, fourteen, I guess... IMOEN: Hey, Mission is fourteen! Have you put the moves on her, yet? I've seen her look kinda yearningly at you. Charname: (indignantly)Of couse not! What do you take me for? Some kind of child molester? IMOEN: Oh, Charname! Like I said, this is me, remember? Charname: Well, there is that Wookiee. Besides, I'm saving her for KotOR II. IMOEN: (sagely) Well, that makes sense. How about Juhani? Charname From the way she looks at you when you change clothes, I don't think I have much of a shot at Catwoman. IMOEN: (giggles) Well, you could be right. I've seen her putting flowers in Aribeth's cabin. Hmm, you seem pretty awake to me. (Dives under the covers) Yep! (jumps on him again) Charname: Here we go, again! (ClIcks Adrenal Alarcrity Pack) (Fade) EDIT: Damned HTML [ 08-20-2004, 07:11 PM: Message edited by: Attalus ] __________________ Even Heroes sometimes fail...

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08-19-2004, 12:15 PM	#2
Timber Loftis 40th Level Warrior Join Date: July 11, 2002 Location: Chicago, IL Posts: 11,916	I laughed til I cried. I wet myself. [img]graemlins/erm.gif[/img]

08-19-2004, 03:03 PM	#4
Dron_Cah Horus - Egyptian Sky God Join Date: March 2, 2003 Location: Kentucky Age: 37 Posts: 2,637	RotFLMAO!! [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] Ha! Well, that paladin/jedi surely didn't abide the codes! Go, !! Just curious, is the Lessa that Aribeth mentions the same Lessa from the Dragonriders of Pern books? Also, congrats on 7k, Attalus. [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]

08-20-2004, 09:11 AM	#8
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08-20-2004, 05:00 PM	#10
Xen Symbol of Moradin Join Date: June 5, 2002 Location: Slovenia,Ljubljana Age: 36 Posts: 8,554	ROFLMAO! That was one of the best laughs I ever had in my life. [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]

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