the grand re-opening of the Promised Land

SSJ4Sephiroth · 10-02-2001, 12:41 AM

well, due to the failure of people to attend the last one, i will have it regenerate with the same rules and atmostphere!

Hoorah! it is a grand day for IronWorks, for today marks the beginning of yet another talk zone: the Promised Land! those of you who are Final Fantasy Seven fans will recognize this name, however there are some of you here who might not. The Promised Land is where the Cetra (or Ancients [or inheritors of the Planet]) will go for supreme happiness at the end of their journey. However, i understand that many of you are getting impatient, so i am opening up a bar/fighting pit here so that we can all enjoy the wonders of the Promised Land!
the menu contains everything imaginable, and the fighting pit is used to settle any disputes. any pure evil (demons, etc) will NOT be allowed, however Devils and evil-minded people will be allowed. if you wish for service, just say the word and one of our servers will be with your shortly. but watch your step... there are a lot of crevasses here and there! oh and by the way, this Land allows 75% role playing, so have fun!
The Promised Land is now open! how may i serve you fair people, now that you have been welcomed to my home?

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It's simple. Once the Planet is hurt, it gathers Spirit Energy to heal the injury. The amount of energy gathered depends on the size of the injury...What would happen if there was an injury that threatened the very life of the Planet? Think how much energy would be gathered! Ha, ha, ha. And at the center of that injury, wil be me. All that boundless energy will be mine. By merging with the energy of the Planet, I will be come a new life form, a new existence. Melding with the Planet, I will cease to exist as I am now. Only to be reborn as a 'God' to rule over every living soul.

What are you saying? Are you trying to tell me you have feelings now? Ha, ha, ha... Stop acting as if you're sad. And there's no need to act as if you're angry either. Because, Cloud, you are... a puppet.

Super Sephiroth, slayer of the Uber Fluffy, and battle co-ordionator and defender of the HADB clan.
Follower of the mighty Fallen Paladin himself.
Diplomacy is all and well, but HADB is better!
Head of the IronWorks Intelligence Division
Official Soup Server of Cloudy's Cafe

Stalking the woodlands,
the Lioness in my sight,
warm feelings doth come,
into my lonely heart

Grand-Ranger · 10-02-2001, 12:52 AM

*The grandest Ranger (AKA Olark) of them all walks into The Promised Land*

Hmm..Intresting place you have here..Not enough trees though..or Animals..And how can one let evil into a Promised Land?

Oh well, I guess its good enough...Though The Vast was the place to be.

What kind of ale do you have my good man?

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So if in the forest look behind you, because that where the ranger is going to be

Grand-Jester of Laghing Hyenas
Messenger of the Emerald Dragon

May a pregnant yak chew on your ear for all eternity.
A guitar solo is to a guitarsist is what a palette is too a painter.
"...But I look at my self as a fragile, inteligent,human being. But there is a clown inside that comes and messes it up everytime" -Jim Morrison

GO DEVILS!!!!

SSJ4Sephiroth · 10-02-2001, 12:55 AM

we have every kind of ale, sir!

the Promised Land is made up of the life forces of everything that was alive... the trees, the grass, the humans, the cockroaches... all their spirit energy makes up the Promised Land. and the barrier known as 'Holy' is this lands protector, however since i am Sephiroth, i can hold Holy back off of me.

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It's simple. Once the Planet is hurt, it gathers Spirit Energy to heal the injury. The amount of energy gathered depends on the size of the injury...What would happen if there was an injury that threatened the very life of the Planet? Think how much energy would be gathered! Ha, ha, ha. And at the center of that injury, wil be me. All that boundless energy will be mine. By merging with the energy of the Planet, I will be come a new life form, a new existence. Melding with the Planet, I will cease to exist as I am now. Only to be reborn as a 'God' to rule over every living soul.

What are you saying? Are you trying to tell me you have feelings now? Ha, ha, ha... Stop acting as if you're sad. And there's no need to act as if you're angry either. Because, Cloud, you are... a puppet.

Super Sephiroth, slayer of the Uber Fluffy, and battle co-ordionator and defender of the HADB clan.
Follower of the mighty Fallen Paladin himself.
Diplomacy is all and well, but HADB is better!
Head of the IronWorks Intelligence Division
Official Soup Server of Cloudy's Cafe

Stalking the woodlands,
the Lioness in my sight,
warm feelings doth come,
into my lonely heart

Grand-Ranger · 10-02-2001, 01:02 AM

Deep White Evlen Wine, have you?

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So if in the forest look behind you, because that where the ranger is going to be

Grand-Jester of Laghing Hyenas
Messenger of the Emerald Dragon

May a pregnant yak chew on your ear for all eternity.
A guitar solo is to a guitarsist is what a palette is too a painter.
"...But I look at my self as a fragile, inteligent,human being. But there is a clown inside that comes and messes it up everytime" -Jim Morrison

GO DEVILS!!!!

SSJ4Sephiroth · 10-02-2001, 01:04 AM

yes, we have EVERY kind of wine, ale, drink, ANYTHING and i can grant it! *creates a bottle of Deep White Elven Wine for Grand Ranger* dont ask for anything evlen, you get some old chick who smokes...

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It's simple. Once the Planet is hurt, it gathers Spirit Energy to heal the injury. The amount of energy gathered depends on the size of the injury...What would happen if there was an injury that threatened the very life of the Planet? Think how much energy would be gathered! Ha, ha, ha. And at the center of that injury, wil be me. All that boundless energy will be mine. By merging with the energy of the Planet, I will be come a new life form, a new existence. Melding with the Planet, I will cease to exist as I am now. Only to be reborn as a 'God' to rule over every living soul.

What are you saying? Are you trying to tell me you have feelings now? Ha, ha, ha... Stop acting as if you're sad. And there's no need to act as if you're angry either. Because, Cloud, you are... a puppet.

Super Sephiroth, slayer of the Uber Fluffy, and battle co-ordionator and defender of the HADB clan.
Follower of the mighty Fallen Paladin himself.
Diplomacy is all and well, but HADB is better!
Head of the IronWorks Intelligence Division
Official Soup Server of Cloudy's Cafe

Stalking the woodlands,
the Lioness in my sight,
warm feelings doth come,
into my lonely heart

Grand-Ranger · 10-02-2001, 01:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SSJ4Sephiroth:
yes, we have EVERY kind of wine, ale, drink, ANYTHING and i can grant it! *creates a bottle of Deep White Elven Wine for Grand Ranger* dont ask for anything evlen, you get some old chick who smokes...

LOL!!

...

Hey I AM ELVEN!

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So if in the forest look behind you, because that where the ranger is going to be

Grand-Jester of Laghing Hyenas
Messenger of the Emerald Dragon

May a pregnant yak chew on your ear for all eternity.
A guitar solo is to a guitarsist is what a palette is too a painter.
"...But I look at my self as a fragile, inteligent,human being. But there is a clown inside that comes and messes it up everytime" -Jim Morrison

GO DEVILS!!!!

SSJ4Sephiroth · 10-02-2001, 01:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Grand-Ranger:
LOL!!

...

Hey I AM ELVEN!

i know, so am i, but you asked for EVLEN! that gets you something entirely different, i know from experience...

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It's simple. Once the Planet is hurt, it gathers Spirit Energy to heal the injury. The amount of energy gathered depends on the size of the injury...What would happen if there was an injury that threatened the very life of the Planet? Think how much energy would be gathered! Ha, ha, ha. And at the center of that injury, wil be me. All that boundless energy will be mine. By merging with the energy of the Planet, I will be come a new life form, a new existence. Melding with the Planet, I will cease to exist as I am now. Only to be reborn as a 'God' to rule over every living soul.

What are you saying? Are you trying to tell me you have feelings now? Ha, ha, ha... Stop acting as if you're sad. And there's no need to act as if you're angry either. Because, Cloud, you are... a puppet.

Super Sephiroth, slayer of the Uber Fluffy, and battle co-ordionator and defender of the HADB clan.
Follower of the mighty Fallen Paladin himself.
Diplomacy is all and well, but HADB is better!
Head of the IronWorks Intelligence Division
Official Soup Server of Cloudy's Cafe

Stalking the woodlands,
the Lioness in my sight,
warm feelings doth come,
into my lonely heart

Grand-Ranger · 10-02-2001, 01:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SSJ4Sephiroth:
i know, so am i, but you asked for EVLEN! that gets you something entirely different, i know from experience...

Hehe, yeah, spelling, I didnt catch that at first..

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So if in the forest look behind you, because that where the ranger is going to be

Grand-Jester of Laghing Hyenas
Messenger of the Emerald Dragon

May a pregnant yak chew on your ear for all eternity.
A guitar solo is to a guitarsist is what a palette is too a painter.
"...But I look at my self as a fragile, inteligent,human being. But there is a clown inside that comes and messes it up everytime" -Jim Morrison

GO DEVILS!!!!

Liliara · 10-02-2001, 02:19 AM

I'm half elven, what's that get me?

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Captain of Bouncers, Boogre Bar

LH Member

And you never did think that it ever would happen again, in America did you? And you never did think that we'd ever get together again, but we damn sure fooled ya. We're walkin' real proud and we're talkin' real loud again, in America. And you never did think that it ever would happen again.... (Charlie Daniels)

SSJ4Sephiroth · 10-02-2001, 05:21 PM

c'mon people, are you going to let the untold happiness of the Promised Land pass in front of your faces yet again? i think not!

------------------
It's simple. Once the Planet is hurt, it gathers Spirit Energy to heal the injury. The amount of energy gathered depends on the size of the injury...What would happen if there was an injury that threatened the very life of the Planet? Think how much energy would be gathered! Ha, ha, ha. And at the center of that injury, wil be me. All that boundless energy will be mine. By merging with the energy of the Planet, I will be come a new life form, a new existence. Melding with the Planet, I will cease to exist as I am now. Only to be reborn as a 'God' to rule over every living soul.

What are you saying? Are you trying to tell me you have feelings now? Ha, ha, ha... Stop acting as if you're sad. And there's no need to act as if you're angry either. Because, Cloud, you are... a puppet.

Super Sephiroth, slayer of the Uber Fluffy, and battle co-ordionator and defender of the HADB clan.
Follower of the mighty Fallen Paladin himself.
Diplomacy is all and well, but HADB is better!
Head of the IronWorks Intelligence Division
Official Soup Server of Cloudy's Cafe

Stalking the woodlands,
the Lioness in my sight,
warm feelings doth come,
into my lonely heart

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10-02-2001, 12:41 AM	#1
SSJ4Sephiroth Beholder Join Date: May 4, 2001 Location: The Outside Looking In Age: 37 Posts: 4,361	well, due to the failure of people to attend the last one, i will have it regenerate with the same rules and atmostphere! Hoorah! it is a grand day for IronWorks, for today marks the beginning of yet another talk zone: the Promised Land! those of you who are Final Fantasy Seven fans will recognize this name, however there are some of you here who might not. The Promised Land is where the Cetra (or Ancients [or inheritors of the Planet]) will go for supreme happiness at the end of their journey. However, i understand that many of you are getting impatient, so i am opening up a bar/fighting pit here so that we can all enjoy the wonders of the Promised Land! the menu contains everything imaginable, and the fighting pit is used to settle any disputes. any pure evil (demons, etc) will NOT be allowed, however Devils and evil-minded people will be allowed. if you wish for service, just say the word and one of our servers will be with your shortly. but watch your step... there are a lot of crevasses here and there! oh and by the way, this Land allows 75% role playing, so have fun! The Promised Land is now open! how may i serve you fair people, now that you have been welcomed to my home? ------------------ It's simple. Once the Planet is hurt, it gathers Spirit Energy to heal the injury. The amount of energy gathered depends on the size of the injury...What would happen if there was an injury that threatened the very life of the Planet? Think how much energy would be gathered! Ha, ha, ha. And at the center of that injury, wil be me. All that boundless energy will be mine. By merging with the energy of the Planet, I will be come a new life form, a new existence. Melding with the Planet, I will cease to exist as I am now. Only to be reborn as a 'God' to rule over every living soul. What are you saying? Are you trying to tell me you have feelings now? Ha, ha, ha... Stop acting as if you're sad. And there's no need to act as if you're angry either. Because, Cloud, you are... a puppet. Super Sephiroth, slayer of the Uber Fluffy, and battle co-ordionator and defender of the HADB clan. Follower of the mighty Fallen Paladin himself. Diplomacy is all and well, but HADB is better! Head of the IronWorks Intelligence Division Official Soup Server of Cloudy's Cafe Stalking the woodlands, the Lioness in my sight, warm feelings doth come, into my lonely heart

10-02-2001, 12:52 AM	#2
Grand-Ranger Galvatron Join Date: March 29, 2001 Location: Everywhere I wanna go its already where I am,cause I am already there Posts: 2,130	The grandest Ranger (AKA Olark) of them all walks into The Promised Land Hmm..Intresting place you have here..Not enough trees though..or Animals..And how can one let evil into a Promised Land? Oh well, I guess its good enough...Though The Vast was the place to be. What kind of ale do you have my good man? ------------------ So if in the forest look behind you, because that where the ranger is going to be Grand-Jester of Laghing Hyenas Messenger of the Emerald Dragon May a pregnant yak chew on your ear for all eternity. A guitar solo is to a guitarsist is what a palette is too a painter. "...But I look at my self as a fragile, inteligent,human being. But there is a clown inside that comes and messes it up everytime" -Jim Morrison GO DEVILS!!!!

10-02-2001, 12:55 AM	#3
SSJ4Sephiroth Beholder Join Date: May 4, 2001 Location: The Outside Looking In Age: 37 Posts: 4,361	we have every kind of ale, sir! the Promised Land is made up of the life forces of everything that was alive... the trees, the grass, the humans, the cockroaches... all their spirit energy makes up the Promised Land. and the barrier known as 'Holy' is this lands protector, however since i am Sephiroth, i can hold Holy back off of me. ------------------ It's simple. Once the Planet is hurt, it gathers Spirit Energy to heal the injury. The amount of energy gathered depends on the size of the injury...What would happen if there was an injury that threatened the very life of the Planet? Think how much energy would be gathered! Ha, ha, ha. And at the center of that injury, wil be me. All that boundless energy will be mine. By merging with the energy of the Planet, I will be come a new life form, a new existence. Melding with the Planet, I will cease to exist as I am now. Only to be reborn as a 'God' to rule over every living soul. What are you saying? Are you trying to tell me you have feelings now? Ha, ha, ha... Stop acting as if you're sad. And there's no need to act as if you're angry either. Because, Cloud, you are... a puppet. Super Sephiroth, slayer of the Uber Fluffy, and battle co-ordionator and defender of the HADB clan. Follower of the mighty Fallen Paladin himself. Diplomacy is all and well, but HADB is better! Head of the IronWorks Intelligence Division Official Soup Server of Cloudy's Cafe Stalking the woodlands, the Lioness in my sight, warm feelings doth come, into my lonely heart

10-02-2001, 01:02 AM	#4
Grand-Ranger Galvatron Join Date: March 29, 2001 Location: Everywhere I wanna go its already where I am,cause I am already there Posts: 2,130	Deep White Evlen Wine, have you? ------------------ So if in the forest look behind you, because that where the ranger is going to be Grand-Jester of Laghing Hyenas Messenger of the Emerald Dragon May a pregnant yak chew on your ear for all eternity. A guitar solo is to a guitarsist is what a palette is too a painter. "...But I look at my self as a fragile, inteligent,human being. But there is a clown inside that comes and messes it up everytime" -Jim Morrison GO DEVILS!!!!

10-02-2001, 01:04 AM	#5
SSJ4Sephiroth Beholder Join Date: May 4, 2001 Location: The Outside Looking In Age: 37 Posts: 4,361	yes, we have EVERY kind of wine, ale, drink, ANYTHING and i can grant it! creates a bottle of Deep White Elven Wine for Grand Ranger dont ask for anything evlen, you get some old chick who smokes... ------------------ It's simple. Once the Planet is hurt, it gathers Spirit Energy to heal the injury. The amount of energy gathered depends on the size of the injury...What would happen if there was an injury that threatened the very life of the Planet? Think how much energy would be gathered! Ha, ha, ha. And at the center of that injury, wil be me. All that boundless energy will be mine. By merging with the energy of the Planet, I will be come a new life form, a new existence. Melding with the Planet, I will cease to exist as I am now. Only to be reborn as a 'God' to rule over every living soul. What are you saying? Are you trying to tell me you have feelings now? Ha, ha, ha... Stop acting as if you're sad. And there's no need to act as if you're angry either. Because, Cloud, you are... a puppet. Super Sephiroth, slayer of the Uber Fluffy, and battle co-ordionator and defender of the HADB clan. Follower of the mighty Fallen Paladin himself. Diplomacy is all and well, but HADB is better! Head of the IronWorks Intelligence Division Official Soup Server of Cloudy's Cafe Stalking the woodlands, the Lioness in my sight, warm feelings doth come, into my lonely heart

10-02-2001, 02:19 AM	#9
Liliara Red Wizard of Thay Join Date: August 17, 2001 Location: Florida Posts: 874	I'm half elven, what's that get me? ------------------ Captain of Bouncers, Boogre Bar LH Member And you never did think that it ever would happen again, in America did you? And you never did think that we'd ever get together again, but we damn sure fooled ya. We're walkin' real proud and we're talkin' real loud again, in America. And you never did think that it ever would happen again.... (Charlie Daniels)

10-02-2001, 05:21 PM	#10
SSJ4Sephiroth Beholder Join Date: May 4, 2001 Location: The Outside Looking In Age: 37 Posts: 4,361	c'mon people, are you going to let the untold happiness of the Promised Land pass in front of your faces yet again? i think not! ------------------ It's simple. Once the Planet is hurt, it gathers Spirit Energy to heal the injury. The amount of energy gathered depends on the size of the injury...What would happen if there was an injury that threatened the very life of the Planet? Think how much energy would be gathered! Ha, ha, ha. And at the center of that injury, wil be me. All that boundless energy will be mine. By merging with the energy of the Planet, I will be come a new life form, a new existence. Melding with the Planet, I will cease to exist as I am now. Only to be reborn as a 'God' to rule over every living soul. What are you saying? Are you trying to tell me you have feelings now? Ha, ha, ha... Stop acting as if you're sad. And there's no need to act as if you're angry either. Because, Cloud, you are... a puppet. Super Sephiroth, slayer of the Uber Fluffy, and battle co-ordionator and defender of the HADB clan. Follower of the mighty Fallen Paladin himself. Diplomacy is all and well, but HADB is better! Head of the IronWorks Intelligence Division Official Soup Server of Cloudy's Cafe Stalking the woodlands, the Lioness in my sight, warm feelings doth come, into my lonely heart

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