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Gabriel · 08-31-2001, 01:56 AM

McDonalds Job Application

This is an actual job application a 17 year old boy submitted at a
McDonald's fast-food establishment in Florida...and they hired him
because he was so honest and funny!

NAME: Greg Bulmash

SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.

DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But
seriously,whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I
wouldn't be
applying here in the first place.

DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style
severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

EDUCATION: Yes.

LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.

SALARY: Less than I'm worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and
post-it notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.

HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.

PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.

DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more
intimate environment.

MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?

DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP
TO 50 LBS?: Of what?

DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do
you have a car that runs?"

HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a
winner of the Publishers Clearing house Sweepstakes.

DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job no, on my breaks yes.

WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a
fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I'm the
greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.

DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR
KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely.

SIGN HERE: Aries.

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Lestat · 08-31-2001, 02:12 AM

Hehe, pretty funny!

250 · 08-31-2001, 02:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lestat:

Hehe, pretty funny!

it is, isnt it? lol nice meet you and feel welcomed

Grand-Ranger · 08-31-2001, 03:25 AM

LOL,,I think I got this a while ago in the e-mail, still funny though

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So if in the forest look behind you, because that where the ranger is going to be

The ranger looked at the place out side of the elven town near the river, he looked near the rocks, then they showed the way to....

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Yorick · 08-31-2001, 04:55 AM

LOL! Pretty funny Gabe

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I am the walrus!.... er, no hang on....

A fair dinkum laughing Hyena!

KDogRex · 08-31-2001, 12:56 PM

ROFL!!! That's ricockulous!!!! I love it...

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Guitars, women, beer...what more can a man ask for?
I AM the bard eternal

Lioness · 08-31-2001, 12:59 PM

LMAO!!!!

This is great, maybe I'll do this when I apply next year.

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Sword Saint of the HADB Clan
Waitress and entertainer at Cloudy's Cafe
Lil' Angel

Sazerac · 08-31-2001, 01:04 PM

ROFL!! Too funny, Gabriel!

The lad was lucky that the management at that particular McDonald's appreciated his humor and creativity in his answers. Not all employers would appreciate that, of course. I find that it does depend with the field. Ad agencies, printing, publishing, and art companies are more likely to welcome off-hand resumes and job applications like that than more conventional businesses such as banking, engineering, and management.

Good one! I thoroughly enjoyed it.

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08-31-2001, 01:05 PM

Hilarious! Thanks for the laughs!

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You know childhood is over when a puddle seems like an obstacle instead of an opportunity.

Is Too! Is Not! Is Too! Is Not!

Kaz · 08-31-2001, 01:12 PM

ROFL! I love it! If you get any more, please post here!

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I am the great Kazara

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08-31-2001, 01:56 AM	#1
Gabriel Emerald Dragon Join Date: March 4, 2001 Location: England Age: 41 Posts: 920	McDonalds Job Application This is an actual job application a 17 year old boy submitted at a McDonald's fast-food establishment in Florida...and they hired him because he was so honest and funny! NAME: Greg Bulmash SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person. DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously,whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place. DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle. EDUCATION: Yes. LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility. SALARY: Less than I'm worth. MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes. REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked. HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any. PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday. DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment. MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here? DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?: Of what? DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?" HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing house Sweepstakes. DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job no, on my breaks yes. WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now. DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely. SIGN HERE: Aries. ------------------

08-31-2001, 02:12 AM	#2
Lestat Manshoon Join Date: August 24, 2001 Location: LA, CA, USA Posts: 200	Hehe, pretty funny!

08-31-2001, 03:25 AM	#4
Grand-Ranger Galvatron Join Date: March 29, 2001 Location: Everywhere I wanna go its already where I am,cause I am already there Posts: 2,130	LOL,,I think I got this a while ago in the e-mail, still funny though ------------------ So if in the forest look behind you, because that where the ranger is going to be The ranger looked at the place out side of the elven town near the river, he looked near the rocks, then they showed the way to.... Grand-Jester of Laghing Hyenas

08-31-2001, 04:55 AM	#5
Yorick Very Mad Bird Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Breukelen (over the river from New Amsterdam) Age: 52 Posts: 9,246	LOL! Pretty funny Gabe ------------------ I am the walrus!.... er, no hang on.... A fair dinkum laughing Hyena!

08-31-2001, 12:56 PM	#6
KDogRex Symbol of Cyric Join Date: March 5, 2001 Location: Minneapolis, MN USA Age: 55 Posts: 1,305	ROFL!!! That's ricockulous!!!! I love it... ------------------ Guitars, women, beer...what more can a man ask for? I AM the bard eternal

08-31-2001, 12:59 PM	#7
Lioness Jack Burton Join Date: June 3, 2001 Location: Among the Stars Age: 36 Posts: 5,837	LMAO!!!! This is great, maybe I'll do this when I apply next year. ------------------ Sword Saint of the HADB Clan Waitress and entertainer at Cloudy's Cafe Lil' Angel

08-31-2001, 01:04 PM	#8
Sazerac Ironworks Moderator Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Monroe, LA Age: 60 Posts: 7,387	ROFL!! Too funny, Gabriel! The lad was lucky that the management at that particular McDonald's appreciated his humor and creativity in his answers. Not all employers would appreciate that, of course. I find that it does depend with the field. Ad agencies, printing, publishing, and art companies are more likely to welcome off-hand resumes and job applications like that than more conventional businesses such as banking, engineering, and management. Good one! I thoroughly enjoyed it. ------------------

08-31-2001, 01:05 PM	#9
Moni Guest Posts: n/a	Hilarious! Thanks for the laughs! ------------------ You know childhood is over when a puddle seems like an obstacle instead of an opportunity. Is Too! Is Not! Is Too! Is Not!

08-31-2001, 01:12 PM	#10
Kaz Thoth - Egyptian God of Wisdom Join Date: August 16, 2001 Location: UK Posts: 2,891	ROFL! I love it! If you get any more, please post here! ------------------ I am the great Kazara

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