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Old 10-28-2001, 12:16 PM   #1
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Go and buy it,it stimulates the sex between you and Viconia and Jaheira
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Old 10-28-2001, 12:17 PM   #2
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Erm... This is a joke I assume?

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Old 10-28-2001, 12:19 PM   #3
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And not a very good one!

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Old 10-28-2001, 12:20 PM   #4
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Who Knows it might, I mean it is called the OIL of speed not potion of speed if you know what I mean
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Old 10-28-2001, 12:20 PM   #5
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Seriously...a joke?...you have worse sense of humour than Groucho Marx!

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Old 10-28-2001, 12:21 PM   #6
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Oh no offense to Groucho Marx, by the way!
I just don't like him...
guess I'm just plain stupid

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I saw the movie, but I didn't think the action scenes were THAT good.
 
Old 10-28-2001, 12:24 PM   #7
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Not A DAMN joke this is just a thought about why its called the oil of speed and not the potion of speed
Goddamn
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Old 10-28-2001, 12:25 PM   #8
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Ahem

Lets change the subject and forget about this
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Old 10-28-2001, 12:26 PM   #9
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And here I thought he was going to extolls the benefits of drinking the Oil of Speed, grants an additional attack, increases movement rate and lasts a darn long time too.

But *gasp!*, I was wrong! I failed to see the other uses of this rather handy drink, why oh why did I not realise it had potential usage as an aphrodisiac! I am enlightened! I have 'learnt' to 'know'!

Why yes, I shall now drink and buy this potion in bulk to improve my character's digital sex life! Can you imagine how much this would improve the game? Wow!
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Bah... ...

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Old 10-28-2001, 12:29 PM   #10
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Even your little Pc needs some fun,I mean think about it,not getting any for a long time,when he does he needs some OIL to improve it.
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