Poll: What are your favorite movie quotes?

[Dreamer128]

Easy enough, I guess.

Mine are;

(Kill Bill)

-"You can relax for now. I'm not going to kill you in front of your daughter."
"That's being more rational than Bill led me to believe you were capable of."
"It's mercy, compassion, and forgiveness I lack; not rationality."

(Pulp Fiction)

-"Oh, I'm sorry. Did I break your concentration?"
-"Hmmm.. this is a tasty burger."
-"Oh man, I shot Marvin in the face"

(Scream)

-"Listen up. They found Mr. Himbry dead. He was gutted and hung from the goal post on the football field."
"Well what are we waiting for? Lets go over there before they pry him down!"

-"And last, you can never, ever, ever under any circumstances say "I'll be right back,'Cause you won't be back."
"I'm gettin' another beer, you want one?"
"Sure."
"I'll be right back."
"See, you stretch the rules and you end up dead. I'll see you in the kitchen with a knife."

(Donnie Darko)

-"First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living if you don't have a [....]?"

-"You're right, actually. I am pretty- I'm, I'm pretty troubled and I'm, I'm pretty confused. But I. . .and I'm afraid. Really, really afraid. Really afraid. But I think you're the f*cking Antichrist."

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[Illumina Drathiran'ar]

"Yes... Yes, I did it. I killed Yvette. I hated her.. SO.... MUCH.... it, it, the flame, flames... Flames. On the side of my face... Breathing, breath.. Heaving breath. Heaving... breath..."

"Da-da-da-da-da-da! I am your singing telegram ::BANG:: ::thud::"
-Clue
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"It's a story about a hostess. And everyone thinks, that because she's confident, she's all right.
But she isn't."
-The Hours
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"He had it coming
He had it coming
He took a flower in its prime
And then he used it,
And he abused it
It was a murder,
But NOT a crime!"
-Chicago
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"And *HERE'S* an idea... When you tell a story, have a point, ok? It makes it SO much more interesting for the LISTENER!"

"He says we're going the wrong way."
"Oh, he's drunk! How would he know where we're going?"
-Planes, Trains, and Automobiles
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"I don't know anyone who deserves to get chopped up and fed to a hungry plant!"
"Hmmmmmmm... SURE you do!"
-Little Shop of Horrors
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"What is your name?"
"Sir Lancelot"
"What is your quest?"
"I seek the Holy Grail."
"What... is your favorite color?"
"...Blue!"
"Oh? Ok, go."

::Upon looking at the castle::
"Camelot!"
"Camelot!"
"Camelot!"
"It's only a model."
"Shh!"
-Monty Python and the Holy Grail

[Dreamer128]

Monty Python and the Holy Grail is just one large collection of brilliant conversations.
"Whats the average flying speed of a swallow?"
"African or European?"
"I don't know...ARGH!"

[Sir Goulum]

Monty Python....*sighs* [img]tongue.gif[/img]


"'Old woman!'
'Man!'
'I....what?'
'I'm a man'"

[img]tongue.gif[/img]

[Illumina Drathiran'ar]

Oh, we can't even go there. I COMPLETELY forgot the best lines ever!
"I ORDER you to be quiet!"
"Order, eh? Who does he think he is?"
"I am your king!"
"Well, *I* didn't vote for you!"
"You don't vote to become king!"
And then they wax eloquent on supreme executive power and some watery tart throwing a sword at you
"Listen. Suppose I went around, saying I was an emperor, because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me? They'd put me away!"
"Shut up, will you? Shut up!"
"Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system!"
"SHUT UP!"
"OH! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! HELP, HELP, I'M BEING REPRESSED!"

And the witch scene... It's all too perfect. Why don't we just give the movie a Lifetime Quotage Achievement Award?

[Dreamer128]

Heh.. yeah, Monthy Pyton is brilliant. I thought 'life of Brian' was better then 'The Holy Grail' though [img]smile.gif[/img]

Another two;

-"There are only things I hate. People who discriminate other cultures... and The Dutch!"
-"I am Arthur of Camelot. And I now command you all... to fight!"

[wellard]

PG15

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From the film Jakie Brown:- The scene is watching the chicks with guns video.

Ordell Robbie: "AK-47. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherf$%$$er in the room. Accept no substitutes"

[img]graemlins/heee.gif[/img] LMAO every time

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[Stratos]

While we're on Python...


-We want...a shrubbery!

[Black Baron]

Did any one see Jansen's dialogue about his cousins that cried "knee" when they attacked? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

ROFL.

"But the black knight always wins!!"

Behold! the terible monster!!!
where???
there!!

Monty pyton "The quest for the holy grail" the rabbit scene.

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