What do you want on your tombstone? - Page 4

Lifetime · 10-28-2001, 07:34 AM

Arrow pointing towards grave: I'm with Stupid

'Ere lies Johnny
He drove too fast
Had a blast,
And breathed his last

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Harkoliar · 10-28-2001, 07:57 AM

"all i did was look up and went right down"

i agree, nashkel in fallout1 is outragiously funny

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10-28-2001, 09:06 AM

How about; This is all YOUR fault!

or Next!

Personally, I want mine to say Finally!

For a set of two; one has a hand pointing to the next one that says I'm with stupid and the second one says She insisted I read the map!

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Beaumanoir · 10-28-2001, 09:09 AM

I'm England Born
And England Bred
And Now I Lie
England Dead

I Like That One!

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Beaumanoir · 10-28-2001, 10:50 AM

Ive Been Thinking, Maybe You Could Hang A Sign On One Saying:

"Vacancies, Apply Within"

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Melusine · 10-28-2001, 10:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Moni:

Personally, I want mine to say Finally!

That reminds me of Haer'Delis's line when he dies in Baldur's Gate 2:
"At last... oblivion"

I love that one!!

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High Queen of Fluffies,
Archbabe of the OHF,
LH, HADB and ORT!

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Wah · 10-28-2001, 10:59 AM

LOL...........absolutely hilarious!

I'd say "THE ONE NEXT TO ME IS STILL BURIED ALIVE" or something.

Or how about "TREASURE TO THE NORTH OF ME"

(Think about how many goats would actually go for it

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Melusine · 10-28-2001, 11:04 AM

For those who speak Dutch, I've always adored the line on the tombstone of the poet Poot:

Hier ligt Poot
Hij is dood

I also love Keats's epitaph (thanks for mentioning it, Djinn

) and Oscar Wilde's beautiful monument with the inscription from his poem The Ballad of Reading Gaol:

And alien tears will fill for him
Pity's long-broken urn
For his mourners will be outcast men
And outcasts always mourn

(visited his grave at Pére-Lachaise in Paris)

Come to think of it, another quote from that same poem would be a beautiful epitaph as well:

And the wild regrets and the bloody sweats
None knew so well as I
For he who lives more lives than one
More deaths than one must die

Or even:

For each man kills the thing he loves
By each let this be heard
Some do it with a bitter look
Some with a flattering word
The coward does it with a kiss
The brave man with a sword

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Melusine, Sultry Elflet,
High Queen of Fluffies,
Archbabe of the OHF,
LH, HADB and ORT!

Your voice is ambrosia
Amy Brown Fantasy Art

Sigmar · 10-28-2001, 11:05 AM

How about
"Do you really care about who's down here, because if you do,you have too much time on your hands. Rent a video or something you loser"

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[This message has been edited by Sigmar (edited 10-28-2001).]

10-28-2001, 11:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Wah:
Or how about "TREASURE TO THE NORTH OF ME"

(Think about how many goats would actually go for it )

LOL! That reminded me of a story my Gov't. teacher told of one of her older relatives who left a note when she died that read "I buried gold on this property."
Her surviving family members tore her house apart, furniture, floors, walls, EVERYTHING.
They dug up her yards and eventually found a metal box with a note in it that read "Ha Ha!"
By the time they were done, there was nothing but a pile of rubble where her house had stood.
Apparently, she knew they would do just that and got a kick out of the possibility of leaving them nothing, which is just what they got after tearing it all apart.

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10-28-2001, 07:34 AM	#31
Lifetime Red Dragon Join Date: March 3, 2001 Location: Scotch College, Melbourne Posts: 1,503	Arrow pointing towards grave: I'm with Stupid 'Ere lies Johnny He drove too fast Had a blast, And breathed his last ------------------ No-Name Face

10-28-2001, 07:57 AM	#32
Harkoliar Jack Burton Join Date: March 21, 2001 Location: Philippines, but now Harbor City Sydney Age: 41 Posts: 5,556	"all i did was look up and went right down" i agree, nashkel in fallout1 is outragiously funny ------------------ Revived I Am to hunt this world... Banish ye evil or face my wrath...

10-28-2001, 09:06 AM	#33
Moni Guest Posts: n/a	How about; This is all YOUR fault! or Next! Personally, I want mine to say Finally! For a set of two; one has a hand pointing to the next one that says I'm with stupid and the second one says She insisted I read the map! ------------------ The best thing about karma is that you create your own. Pets Need Love Too

10-28-2001, 09:09 AM	#34
Beaumanoir Iron Throne Cult Join Date: June 3, 2001 Location: There is no IRL, Only AFK. Age: 35 Posts: 4,896	I'm England Born And England Bred And Now I Lie England Dead I Like That One! ------------------ *The Clan HADB Cleric Of Sephiroth + Nutella* BINKY The Founding Member, Cheif Architect AND Official Chanter Of O.R.T The Order Of Royal Toads

10-28-2001, 10:50 AM	#35
Beaumanoir Iron Throne Cult Join Date: June 3, 2001 Location: There is no IRL, Only AFK. Age: 35 Posts: 4,896	Ive Been Thinking, Maybe You Could Hang A Sign On One Saying: "Vacancies, Apply Within" ------------------ *The Clan HADB Cleric Of Sephiroth + Nutella* BINKY The Founding Member, Cheif Architect AND Official Chanter Of O.R.T The Order Of Royal Toads

10-28-2001, 10:59 AM	#37
Wah Symbol of Cyric Join Date: March 17, 2001 Location: England Posts: 1,160	LOL...........absolutely hilarious! I'd say "THE ONE NEXT TO ME IS STILL BURIED ALIVE" or something. Or how about "TREASURE TO THE NORTH OF ME" (Think about how many goats would actually go for it ) ------------------

10-28-2001, 11:04 AM	#38
Melusine Dracolisk Join Date: January 8, 2001 Location: Amsterdam, The Netherlands Age: 43 Posts: 6,541	For those who speak Dutch, I've always adored the line on the tombstone of the poet Poot: Hier ligt Poot Hij is dood I also love Keats's epitaph (thanks for mentioning it, Djinn ) and Oscar Wilde's beautiful monument with the inscription from his poem The Ballad of Reading Gaol: And alien tears will fill for him Pity's long-broken urn For his mourners will be outcast men And outcasts always mourn (visited his grave at Pére-Lachaise in Paris) Come to think of it, another quote from that same poem would be a beautiful epitaph as well: And the wild regrets and the bloody sweats None knew so well as I For he who lives more lives than one More deaths than one must die Or even: For each man kills the thing he loves By each let this be heard Some do it with a bitter look Some with a flattering word The coward does it with a kiss The brave man with a sword ------------------ Melusine, Sultry Elflet, High Queen of Fluffies, Archbabe of the OHF, LH, HADB and ORT! Your voice is ambrosia Amy Brown Fantasy Art

10-28-2001, 11:05 AM	#39
Sigmar Unicorn Join Date: May 17, 2001 Location: N/a Posts: 4,222	How about "Do you really care about who's down here, because if you do,you have too much time on your hands. Rent a video or something you loser" ------------------ Knight of HADB and Lady Lioness [This message has been edited by Sigmar (edited 10-28-2001).]

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