Run! We're all going to die! - Page 8

Deathcow · 07-25-2002, 09:34 PM

We have 17 years to make the galaxy's largest bouncy ball. Launch the bouncy ball at the asteroid, deflecting it, and the ball bounces safely away into space.

Make sure we bounce it at an angle, though, so it doesn't come right back at us...

Ladyzekke · 07-25-2002, 10:17 PM

LOL, how bout Happy Fun Ball Deathcow? Ever see those Saturday Night Live clips on that? It looks like just a red bouncy ball the size of a baseball, but comes with this huge tag of cautions LOL
Do not put Happy Fun Ball in Water
Do not throw Happy Fun Ball
Do not pass Happy Fun Ball to more than three people
Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball,
etc.

K T Ong · 07-26-2002, 01:26 AM

Maybe we'll all reincarnate as amoebae and work our way slowly up the ladder of evolution again. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

07-26-2002, 04:41 PM

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Originally posted by K T Ong:
Maybe we'll all reincarnate as amoebae and work our way slowly up the ladder of evolution again. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

UP???

johnny · 07-26-2002, 04:50 PM

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Originally posted by Lord Shield:

quote:
Originally posted by K T Ong:
Maybe we'll all reincarnate as amoebae and work our way slowly up the ladder of evolution again. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

UP???

[/QUOTE]Not you Ls, you're going down !

07-26-2002, 04:54 PM

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Originally posted by johnny:

Not you Ls, you're going down !

I will be only one left - I shall rule the amoebas

Encard · 07-26-2002, 05:31 PM

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Originally posted by Ziroc:
I too saw this.

All I can say is; if they find out it WILL hit us, we better get our asses working on anti-matter weapons and QUICK!

MUAHAHAHA... DESTROY!!! [img]tongue.gif[/img] Sorry, couldn't resist. Anti-matter should be useful, though... or some other highly destrouctive thingy... preferably something that could be modified for use a propulsion system of some sort for my Giant Spaceship of Doom... Well, if we can't do that, with luck the nukes would be enough to divert it...

Oblivion437 · 07-27-2002, 08:50 AM

We could all just go to Arizona, that place couldn't possibly suck more than it does. Besides, all those centipede bastards will survive, especially the big, ugly, poisonous ones. (Too bad Millipedes are harmless little buggers, almost cute, actually)

khazadman · 07-27-2002, 03:51 PM

all you need is a big rocket and use it to nudge the asteroid.it wouldn't take much of a push to cause it to miss the planet.

andrewas · 07-27-2002, 03:59 PM

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Originally posted by Ziroc:
I too saw this.

All I can say is; if they find out it WILL hit us, we better get our asses working on anti-matter weapons and QUICK!

Ive done some thinking on this, and even is antimatter were a viable weapon system, the energy requirements to divert the asteroid 17 years before the impact are relatively small, well within human capabilites, whereas by the time you designed and built an antimatter storage mechanism small enough to launch, an antimatter generator fast enough to arm it in time and a missile big enough to hold the storage device, the damn thing would have hit.

Besides, here we have a prime opertunity to dump the vast majority of the worlds nuclear stockpile, why develop bigger, more destructive weapons instead?

07-25-2002, 10:17 PM	#72
Ladyzekke Ironworks Atomic Moderator Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Virginia, U.S.A. Age: 57 Posts: 9,005	LOL, how bout Happy Fun Ball Deathcow? Ever see those Saturday Night Live clips on that? It looks like just a red bouncy ball the size of a baseball, but comes with this huge tag of cautions LOL Do not put Happy Fun Ball in Water Do not throw Happy Fun Ball Do not pass Happy Fun Ball to more than three people Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball, etc. __________________ Reality Show Recaps

07-26-2002, 01:26 AM	#73
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07-27-2002, 08:50 AM	#78
Oblivion437 Baaz Draconian Join Date: June 17, 2002 Location: NY Age: 37 Posts: 723	We could all just go to Arizona, that place couldn't possibly suck more than it does. Besides, all those centipede bastards will survive, especially the big, ugly, poisonous ones. (Too bad Millipedes are harmless little buggers, almost cute, actually) __________________ [img]\"http://www.jtdistributing.com/pics/tshirts/experts%20copy.jpg\" alt=\" - \" />

07-25-2002, 09:34 PM	#71
Deathcow Elminster Join Date: January 24, 2002 Location: Virginia Beach Age: 39 Posts: 467	We have 17 years to make the galaxy's largest bouncy ball. Launch the bouncy ball at the asteroid, deflecting it, and the ball bounces safely away into space. Make sure we bounce it at an angle, though, so it doesn't come right back at us...

07-27-2002, 03:51 PM	#79
khazadman User suspended until [Feb13] Join Date: December 6, 2001 Location: the south side of ol virginny Age: 62 Posts: 1,172	all you need is a big rocket and use it to nudge the asteroid.it wouldn't take much of a push to cause it to miss the planet.

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